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September 19, 1996

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by jbwarner86 on September 19, 2026 at 12:00 am
Chapter: 9/16/96 - 9/22/96: Jocelyn's Sense of Crow
└ Tags: Jocelyn, Michelle, Sheryl Crow
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  1. Kevotheamazo
    September 19, 2026, 11:45 am | #

    To quote someone from something “You can thanks that deal and shove it up your ass!”

  2. El-Man
    September 19, 2026, 3:42 am | #

    Bud, she’s gonna tape her speakers to a car and play the song for the entire city.

  3. Rougefyre26
    September 19, 2026, 1:47 am | #

    (Takes several deep sniffs) Why do I smell a corporate bitch? Sees this guy. Oh….that’s why!!

  4. Anon
    September 19, 2026, 12:27 am | #

    I can totally imagine this guy having the same voice as the blue-haired lawyer from The Simpsons.

  5. MegaJar
    September 19, 2026, 12:14 am | #

    So in exchange for destroying the demo tape for their new single, which could potentially earn them untold thousands of dollars in profits once it’s published, this doofus is offering them a coupon worth a maximum of 50 cents. …Yes, Allen, I’m pretty sure they CAN ask for a better deal than that.

  6. GumbyIsInnocent
    September 19, 2026, 12:14 am | #

    I don’t know what’s worse.

    The term settlement begin a lousy coupon, or all the reward you get for helping save the world is an Olive Garden coupon…

  7. Doc Slide
    September 19, 2026, 12:08 am | #

    If he’s lucky, Jocelyn won’t do any worse than make him eat that coupon.

  8. Red Rain
    September 19, 2026, 12:04 am | #

    Oh boy, Allen sounds like a bitch in sheeps clothing. And judging by how Allen mentioned the Nirvana song they had to edit, I take it the song was Rape Me.

  9. Superior Gorilla
    September 19, 2026, 12:02 am | #

    Oh, fuck…!!

  10. TheJayster99
    September 19, 2026, 12:02 am | #

    He’s speaking “Legalese” as my brother calls it.

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