November 7, 1996 Nov07 by jbwarner86 on November 7, 2026 at 12:00 am Chapter: 11/4/96 - 11/10/96: Electoral Avenue └ Tags: Jenny, Marylee, Ms. Curtis, Ryan
Nowadays, Jenny would be addicted to Kalshi.
“He doesn’t do much.” Just like a platypus, at least until a cranky scientist tries to conquer the Tri-State Area.
His new name should be Hamsty McHamsterface
Give that girl a millimeter she’ll take MILES!!!
I hope that’s not actual sawdust in the enclosure and just wood chips. Sawdust would be horrible for a hamster’s respiratory system. 😭
Then again, it is the ’90s before people knew as much about hamster care as they do nowadays… 🤔
So, will Jenny’s ego be in a million pieces, or a mere hundred thousand?
She’s gonna fail, isn’t she?
“WHAT!? But I PREDICTED the name! Why didn’t my prediction powers WORK this time!?”
LOL