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September 5, 1996

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by jbwarner86 on September 5, 2026 at 12:00 am
Chapter: 8/26/96 - 9/8/96: Welcome Freshmen
└ Tags: Cynthia, Joel, Steve
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  1. Freezer
    September 5, 2026, 9:44 pm | #

    That is Jusifiable Homicide territory right there.

  2. Exclaimist
    September 5, 2026, 7:00 pm | #

    That’s not how the joke worked. Bluto smashed it because he didn’t like the song the dude was playing on the gutair and he was at least nice enough to apologize for it. You can’t just smash it cause ya see it, dumbass.

  3. AstroCitizen
    September 5, 2026, 6:58 pm | #

    Chris Wolvie:
    No, that would have justified someone punching him out and stealing the guitar to give to a person worthy of it.

    Seriously, that idiot just committed the musical equivalent of those maniacs who throw cans of tomato sauce at paintings in the Louvre to protest global warning or some shit that wont be improved upon in the least.

  4. Blackferret
    September 5, 2026, 6:19 pm | #

    That piece of guitar looks just right to stab him in the eye with.

  5. Mr.Tweed
    September 5, 2026, 2:26 pm | #

    One friend one “joked” he would “animal hosue” my ukulele that I wasn’t even playing at the moment, I told him if he did that he would be going to the hospital to have the necl of the ukulele removed from him, he thought I meant stabbing him with it, I told him think the other end of the body that was considered an exit. He put my ukulele down and said sorry. He never once joked about distroying my property again.

  6. El-Man
    September 5, 2026, 4:29 am | #

    Well done, idiot. That’s at least a hundred grand you just destroyed.

  7. GumbyIsInnocent
    September 5, 2026, 2:11 am | #

    Bluto-wannabe, I’ve watched John Belushi. I knew John Belushi (through reading about him. Kids these days call it “parasocial”, but I digress). John Belushi’s movies are favorites of mine. Bluto-wannabe, you’re no John Belushi.

  8. TV Head
    September 5, 2026, 12:42 am | #

    That guy just destroyed property worth thousands of dollars. I get it’s just a joke, but still, holy fuck.

  9. Chris Wolvie
    September 5, 2026, 12:31 am | #

    Hey, at least you weren’t singing about a chicken without bones. Then he would’ve been justified!

  10. Doc Slide
    September 5, 2026, 12:21 am | #

    Someone’s about to be run up the flagpole by the scrotum…

  11. GemJC
    September 5, 2026, 12:15 am | #

    If that’s not the final straw that broke the camel’s back, I don’t know what will be..

  12. Dtoons
    September 5, 2026, 12:15 am | #

    Well, maybe he can write a song about this.

  13. Red Rain
    September 5, 2026, 12:15 am | #

    Wow, dick move Toga Guy. Also, Cynthia should probably have given that gift when there WASN”T a party going on.

  14. Christopher Max Wall
    September 5, 2026, 12:04 am | #

    I think you can actually see Joel’s soul depart his body a little.

  15. Ghost
    September 5, 2026, 12:02 am | #

    This is why we can’t have nice things

  16. ExxorD
    September 5, 2026, 12:02 am | #

    Damned jerk.

  17. Superior Gorilla
    September 5, 2026, 12:02 am | #

    Oh, Cynthia… If only you knew…

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