Joel. Buddy. You’ve got a huge group of lifelong friends. You’ve got a gorgeous and loving girlfriend. You’ve got a proud, supportive family. And you play guitar in a rock band that’s been picked up by a professional record label. Seriously, you have more going for you in your life than most high-schoolers can even dream about. So maybe quit whining for a second and count your blessings, huh?
Pretty sure the class ring I didn’t want but have anyway was way more than $45, and I’m about this vintage. And what’s with a graduation in mid May? ours wasn’t until about the 10th of June.
Joel. Buddy. You’ve got a huge group of lifelong friends. You’ve got a gorgeous and loving girlfriend. You’ve got a proud, supportive family. And you play guitar in a rock band that’s been picked up by a professional record label. Seriously, you have more going for you in your life than most high-schoolers can even dream about. So maybe quit whining for a second and count your blessings, huh?
Pretty sure the class ring I didn’t want but have anyway was way more than $45, and I’m about this vintage. And what’s with a graduation in mid May? ours wasn’t until about the 10th of June.
Write another song, Joel. This is when you do your best work, remember?
Having a mid-life crisis at 18. Jeez, I had that at 18 myself…
Joel has skipped out on harsh high school cliches… and is complaining about it.
What could ever satisfy him in life (besides Michelle)?
Only $45 for a ring?! There must have been one hell of an inflation in 2002 since my grad ring cost $200….. (granted it’s silver).
The old Joel is back.
Oh, Joel is being cynical and miserable again. There’s been quite a lot of that this year.