Trust me Joel, you ain’t missing anything. I’m more a wine guy, least that have some fruit to give it flavor. Straight up beer just never been much for my taste buds.
Joel. Buddy. You’ve got a huge group of lifelong friends. You’ve got a gorgeous and loving girlfriend. You’ve got a proud, supportive family. And you play guitar in a rock band that’s been picked up by a professional record label. Seriously, you have more going for you in your life than most high-schoolers can even dream about. So maybe quit whining for a second and count your blessings, huh?
Pretty sure the class ring I didn’t want but have anyway was way more than $45, and I’m about this vintage. And what’s with a graduation in mid May? ours wasn’t until about the 10th of June.
Cynical Joel is back. You still have the graduation party, Joel.
Trust me Joel, you ain’t missing anything. I’m more a wine guy, least that have some fruit to give it flavor. Straight up beer just never been much for my taste buds.
They got a dang good deal on that ring, I was class of 95 and mine was nearly $200.
As a lifetime member of the 1-and-a-quarter-percenters, I hate that fucking book.
Joel. Buddy. You’ve got a huge group of lifelong friends. You’ve got a gorgeous and loving girlfriend. You’ve got a proud, supportive family. And you play guitar in a rock band that’s been picked up by a professional record label. Seriously, you have more going for you in your life than most high-schoolers can even dream about. So maybe quit whining for a second and count your blessings, huh?
Pretty sure the class ring I didn’t want but have anyway was way more than $45, and I’m about this vintage. And what’s with a graduation in mid May? ours wasn’t until about the 10th of June.
Write another song, Joel. This is when you do your best work, remember?
Having a mid-life crisis at 18. Jeez, I had that at 18 myself…
Joel has skipped out on harsh high school cliches… and is complaining about it.
What could ever satisfy him in life (besides Michelle)?
Only $45 for a ring?! There must have been one hell of an inflation in 2002 since my grad ring cost $200….. (granted it’s silver).
The old Joel is back.
Oh, Joel is being cynical and miserable again. There’s been quite a lot of that this year.