June 7, 1996 Jun07 by jbwarner86 on June 7, 2026 at 12:00 am Chapter: 6/3/96 - 6/9/96: FAQ to the Future └ Tags: Michelle
Chun-Li is one of the more powerful characters, don’t know what he’s on about.
Geeze, kid. Obsessive much? And aren’t you just a bit young to be a raging misogynist prick?
Also, “yobbos” — both the funniest and the dumbest euphemism for “breasts” ever invented.
Well, I guess the kid didn’t even have the strength to physically beat her up, so this was the next best form of settling things.
We’ll see where this goes… if his mom doesn’t call the camp and find out her boy isn’t there after all.
Kid’s gonna get thrashed and then pull the “I let you win!” card.
Kid just betrayed his weakness. Think Michelle is above distracting him with her boobs if he does prove to be better?
This kid needs to be beaten soundly — first at video games, then with the controller, and finally with a two-by-four if he hasn’t yet gotten the message.
I bet those “kinds of memories” she was talking about were referencing either Jenny, Joel or Kendra.
Humble his bratty sexist ass Michelle.
If I were Michelle, I’d tell him “We’re playing a game of get the fuck out of my house!”
Oh, Michelle is gonna send him home crying to his mom quickly.
Was giving a kid the belt still acceptable in the ’90s? LMAO
(Oh wait, I forgot we had a storyline about that a few years back)