I had to stop drinking Mr. Pibb about the time they turned it into Pibb Xtra. Whatever they added to the formula causes an allergic reaction and makes my throat flare up.
According to the movie Dogma, God IS a woman, but it was men who controlled the earthly industry of Bible creation and thus decided what got written therein. So, “She became a He”.
That was a fun movie. Jay and Silent Bob, fallen angels living in Wisconsin, the “Buddy Christ”, and a literal shit demon. Good times!
New Friendship.
o/~ What if God smoked cannibus? o/~
I had to stop drinking Mr. Pibb about the time they turned it into Pibb Xtra. Whatever they added to the formula causes an allergic reaction and makes my throat flare up.
Of course, nowadays you can just argue God’s a “They”, since they’re beyond any concerns of the Flesh, such as Sex or Gender.
According to the movie Dogma, God IS a woman, but it was men who controlled the earthly industry of Bible creation and thus decided what got written therein. So, “She became a He”.
That was a fun movie. Jay and Silent Bob, fallen angels living in Wisconsin, the “Buddy Christ”, and a literal shit demon. Good times!
I wonder if there’s any Coca-Cola Classic in that Mr. Pibb machine? Afterall Coca-Cola owns Mr. Pibb.
I think God is referred to as a “he” based on what was once said about him creating man in his image.
Or maybe that’s what he said about his son Jesus Christ being created in his image.
I dunno. But I feel like this may be the reason God is referred to as a “he” and not a “she”.
Yeah, I mean, what if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Just a stranger on the bus trying to make His way home?
Or “Her”, whatever the case may be.
Mr. Pibb = Dr. Pepper, more or less.
Hope Joce sticks with this ‘do a bit longer, as she’s now as close to a proto-Judy Nails as she can get.
I’d get the last joke more if I knew what Mr. Pibb tasted like.
Already love her.
My dumb ass thought this was Vicky at first