August 15, 1996 Aug15 by jbwarner86 on August 15, 2026 at 12:00 am Chapter: 8/12/96 - 8/18/96: Schmaltzing Matilda └ Tags: Arthur, Eric, Jenny, Matilda
Because everyone knows parents hate it when their children read!
If all else fails, grab a bucket of pig’s blood and drench it all over her.
@JIMENOPOLIX: Or maybe not.
Eric gets it. Jenny has yet to catch on.
@Zach Kenny: Nice “Simpsons” reference from one of my favourite episodes.
Either that, or she finds a little green guy in a swamp who is willing to teach her…
LOL.
JENNY: Boy, time sure flies when you’re readin’… (shuts book close, turns to the cover) the Bible?! Eewww… (throws Bible away)
I wonder what book Jenny is holding.