September 5, 1996 Sep05 by jbwarner86 on September 5, 2026 at 12:00 am Chapter: 8/26/96 - 9/8/96: Welcome Freshmen └ Tags: Cynthia, Joel, Steve
Bluto-wannabe, I’ve watched John Belushi. I knew John Belushi (through reading about him. Kids these days call it “parasocial”, but I digress). John Belushi’s movies are favorites of mine. Bluto-wannabe, you’re no John Belushi.
That guy just destroyed property worth thousands of dollars. I get it’s just a joke, but still, holy fuck.
Hey, at least you weren’t singing about a chicken without bones. Then he would’ve been justified!
Someone’s about to be run up the flagpole by the scrotum…
If that’s not the final straw that broke the camel’s back, I don’t know what will be..
Well, maybe he can write a song about this.
Wow, dick move Toga Guy. Also, Cynthia should probably have given that gift when there WASN”T a party going on.
I think you can actually see Joel’s soul depart his body a little.
This is why we can’t have nice things
Damned jerk.
Oh, Cynthia… If only you knew…