I thought QBs weren’t that good at tackling? They may stop a guy after an interception from rare time to rare time but…they’re supposed to stay OUT of the scrum! Ah, well…nice going, David.
@Red Rain I agree. Given the severity of all those charges, they have no choice but to try Jessica as an adult. Especially given that she single-handedly orchestrated ALL of that.
As the trope puts it, destination defenestration. Though yeah, Lindsay is gonna have a LOT of emotional baggage to take off. For her sake, and everyone else.
OK, that’s a tackle. Break out the extra large box of bandaides. At least Jessica went through the window from behind, though Craig seems to have taken the railing with his arms. Hopefully the railing is made from the same breakableium as the previous railing. Yeah, there’s a LOT that’s going to be blamed on Jessica this time. 🙂
All those friends over, that damage, and they didn’t even touch the wine cellar. I think. I wouldn’t leave the cheerleaders alone in there.
SPEAR MOTHERFUCKER!!! RIGHT THROUGH THE DAMN WINDOW!! Moment of awesome from Craig right there. Now just make sure Jessica’s held until the cops come. Let’s see… theft, breaking and entering, assault with a deadly weapon, assault and battery, attempted sexual assault, attempted murder…. She’s getting life without any chance of parole for all of those charges.
I expected Brad to show up and punch Jessica in the brains or Lindsay finally finding it in her to defend herself and stab Jessica with a shard of glass, but Craig remembering he was there at all will do lol
Yay Craig! (But sorry, that sharp blow to the head took you out a little longer than you probably thought…)
And yes, making jokes in traumatic situations to help cope with the stress, is a thing that people do.
MVP!
The glass and the wood can be replaced anyway; lives can’t.
Oh good, Craig found his pants. 😀
HIKEEBA!!!
Lindsay’s folks better get some GOOD home insurance after this.
@Chris Wolvie: On the high school level, the QB often plays offense and defense (The QB often being the team’s best athlete)
I thought QBs weren’t that good at tackling? They may stop a guy after an interception from rare time to rare time but…they’re supposed to stay OUT of the scrum! Ah, well…nice going, David.
(You SURE he doesn’t have CTE?!)
Yay, Craig!
Awwww yeah! You better check your field goals, you crazy bitch, ‘cuz your end zone just got sacked!!!
<— doesn’t actually know jack shit about football terminology
@Red Rain I agree. Given the severity of all those charges, they have no choice but to try Jessica as an adult. Especially given that she single-handedly orchestrated ALL of that.
As the trope puts it, destination defenestration. Though yeah, Lindsay is gonna have a LOT of emotional baggage to take off. For her sake, and everyone else.
OK, that’s a tackle. Break out the extra large box of bandaides. At least Jessica went through the window from behind, though Craig seems to have taken the railing with his arms. Hopefully the railing is made from the same breakableium as the previous railing. Yeah, there’s a LOT that’s going to be blamed on Jessica this time. 🙂
All those friends over, that damage, and they didn’t even touch the wine cellar. I think. I wouldn’t leave the cheerleaders alone in there.
SPEAR MOTHERFUCKER!!! RIGHT THROUGH THE DAMN WINDOW!! Moment of awesome from Craig right there. Now just make sure Jessica’s held until the cops come. Let’s see… theft, breaking and entering, assault with a deadly weapon, assault and battery, attempted sexual assault, attempted murder…. She’s getting life without any chance of parole for all of those charges.
FUCK YEAH!!! … Sorry, language. lol
@M – Craig having some sort of brain damage actually would explain a lot about him…
I had a feeling that this would happen. You’d think the characters would stop joking or make light of life-or-death situations too, for that matter.
I expected Brad to show up and punch Jessica in the brains or Lindsay finally finding it in her to defend herself and stab Jessica with a shard of glass, but Craig remembering he was there at all will do lol
Now I’m worried Craig could have early onset CTE. Regardless, BAM! Craig to the rescue!