Even if he can’t see her, shouldn’t he at least immediately realize that her VOICE sounds different? Either Jessica is really good at voice impressions, or Craig’s even dumber than we thought.
No long fights, and no symmetrical violence. I think it would it be an interesting wrinkle to Craig for him to ‘score the touchdown’ with Jessilindsay. 15 minutes isn’t too long a window to ask the God of Timing. And while Craig and Lindsey don’t have a “I don’t _really_ need you” relationship from Lindsey’s vantage, what changes would happen if Craig boneheads his way into one from his stance in the relationship? Today’s comic is proving that he can get another Lindsey, if he wanted. (yes, I know he doesn’t, but it’s a messed up scenario to start with.)
Even if he can’t see her, shouldn’t he at least immediately realize that her VOICE sounds different? Either Jessica is really good at voice impressions, or Craig’s even dumber than we thought.
Oh god. She played them all like a fiddle!!!
🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁
As predicted, Craig is being Craig. Stupid, simple, clueless. I know it’s only the early 90s but SOMEONE needs to check him for CTE…
No long fights, and no symmetrical violence. I think it would it be an interesting wrinkle to Craig for him to ‘score the touchdown’ with Jessilindsay. 15 minutes isn’t too long a window to ask the God of Timing. And while Craig and Lindsey don’t have a “I don’t _really_ need you” relationship from Lindsey’s vantage, what changes would happen if Craig boneheads his way into one from his stance in the relationship? Today’s comic is proving that he can get another Lindsey, if he wanted. (yes, I know he doesn’t, but it’s a messed up scenario to start with.)
In the words of JonTron, I don’t like where this is going. When Lindsay wakes up and gets free, I hope she puts the hurt on Jessica.
If only Craig knew, folks. If only Craig knew…
You know, I often forget “Single White Female” revolves around the topic of sexual assault.