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November 4, 1995

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by jbwarner86 on November 4, 2025 at 12:00 am
Chapter: 10/30/95 - 12/3/95: God, The Devil, and Jocelyn
└ Tags: Phyllis, Ronald
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  1. Chris Wolvie
    November 4, 2025, 3:26 pm | #

    OK,…I…think I’m gonna stop reading until Dec. 3. I do NOT want to see how deep the rabbit hole goes and stew about it all through November. This is more of a “binge” storyline; wait for it to all be released and then rip right through it so that my rage is only temporary. Soryr, JJB.

  2. Jim
    November 4, 2025, 2:07 pm | #

    Why do I have the feeling that Ronald’s ally who rigged the vote for him will be blackmailing him at some point?

  3. Jesternario
    November 4, 2025, 1:58 pm | #

    This is going the route I figured it would. Now let’s see if I’m correct about what happens next. I wonder how many stores are about to suddenly be out of tar and feathers.

  4. bluediamond07
    November 4, 2025, 1:31 pm | #

    Cue thoushands of Minnesotians going out on streets to protest these results… This is gonna be good…

  5. Kevotheamazo
    November 4, 2025, 1:06 pm | #

    I can’t wait for this to explode in his face! Both figuratively and literally.

  6. Ghost
    November 4, 2025, 12:12 pm | #

    Gee! I WONDER how he got 100%..

  7. AstroCitizen
    November 4, 2025, 9:39 am | #

    Well, there’s no question that the election was rigged (although it feels more likely that the report on the results that the reporter just read was a fake), and Ronald will suffer for it. I’m much more curious as what kind of sh*tshow Jocelyn’s having to deal with, and what GREAT MUPPET CAPER-esque shenanigans her friends are gonna have to go through to get her out of it.

    @Melgone
    Arne Carlson is a real-life person who – in our universe, anyway – is still alive and was governor from ’91 to ’99.

    @Mr. Tweed
    Ronald’s what Jim Gaffigan would call a Shi’ite Christian… the commandments, golden rules, and even the PURGE-promoting demands from the Book of Leviticus(1) don’t apply to *him*.

    1) Seriously, it reads like the ramblings of a guy who was m_l_st_d by a trusted friend or family member as a child, and has internalized and made to feel guilty for it.

  8. Melgone
    November 4, 2025, 5:10 am | #

    I’m calling either they rigged the polls so much everyone in Minnesota were forced to “or else”, or Carlson’s dead. One or the other.

    And I still have to wonder if Ronnie knows he’s pals with a skinhead.

  9. Rougefyre26
    November 4, 2025, 1:56 am | #

    This is probably the happiest Ronald has ever been seen. Makes me sick!!!🤢🤮🤮🤮

  10. Mr.Tweed
    November 4, 2025, 12:45 am | #

    I know he is a religious man, Wonder if he forgotten “Pride comes before the fall” boy will this fall be something worth watching.

  11. Peter R.
    November 4, 2025, 12:28 am | #

    A margin of 51-49 or thereabouts would’ve been more believable, but a clean hundred? Tomfoolery is afoot, and when it’s exposed, the fallout will be alternately catastrophic and glorious.

  12. GemJC
    November 4, 2025, 12:26 am | #

    …I’m just gonna hang back in the cut and see how this one plays out..

  13. Superior Gorilla
    November 4, 2025, 12:26 am | #

    Holy shit! He DID win!

  14. Maetch
    November 4, 2025, 12:14 am | #

    Told ya he’d win. Get ready for a LONG month.

  15. JIMENOPOLIX
    November 4, 2025, 12:13 am | #

    Oh gee, I wonder how this happened…?

    Well, let us see how this all unfolds…

  16. El-Man
    November 4, 2025, 12:12 am | #

    I believe I predicted this last month…

  17. ExxorD
    November 4, 2025, 12:09 am | #

    Also… I really… really… really hate the smug look on his face. JB, if it was your intention to make us hate that smug expression, you did a damn good job at it. At least in my opinion.

  18. Red Rain
    November 4, 2025, 12:06 am | #

    Something tells me Ronald rigged the election with help from his extremist allies. Though he and they really should have been more careful in showing a closer result in the rigging. The darkest hour always comes before the dawn. Enjoy your victory while you can Ronald. It will not last long.

  19. MegaJar
    November 4, 2025, 12:02 am | #

    Oh yeah, he definitely cheated somehow. There is no conceivable way that he could’ve won without cheating.

  20. Azure-Mage88
    November 4, 2025, 12:02 am | #

    What…? WHAT!?

    Excuse me for a second. My eyeballs must’ve rolled off somewhere right after they popped out of their sockets…

  21. ExxorD
    November 4, 2025, 12:01 am | #

    Would it make sense that Ronald is a RINO?

  22. TheJayster99
    November 4, 2025, 12:01 am | #

    And y’all were trying to tell me on Discord that Ronald didn’t rig this election somehow.

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