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November 3, 1995

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by jbwarner86 on November 3, 2025 at 12:00 am
Chapter: 10/30/95 - 12/3/95: God, The Devil, and Jocelyn
└ Tags: Ronald, Vicky
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  1. Chris Wolvie
    November 3, 2025, 12:48 pm | #

    Much like “Zen Archery” where the secret is to imagine the arrow already in the bull’s eye, Ron must be using “Zen Politics”, where he is imagining he’s already Governor. And Vicky’s gonna use “Not-So-Zen Shotgunning”…because you don’t need to be very accurate with one of those…so imagining your foe’s blood splattered on the wall like a Pollack painting isn’t as hard.

  2. Blackferret
    November 3, 2025, 12:04 pm | #

    The bloodbath at that conversion camp that Vicky is going to leave will make Crystal Lake look like Camp Safe Space.

  3. Kevotheamazo
    November 3, 2025, 9:44 am | #

    Hopefully as I imagine this going is Ronald is being berated on live television and says the worst thing you can say as a politician running and proceeds to be arrested for a long time

  4. Melgone
    November 3, 2025, 5:25 am | #

    @AstroCitizen Ragin’ Ronnie was the only other person running. But definitely can see that skinhead make an assassination attempt on Carlson.

    Whether or not the two will get away with it or Ronnie tries to feign innocence on his part and throw DesertStormer under the bus remains to be seen.

  5. Taigan
    November 3, 2025, 5:04 am | #

    Later that evening:
    “So here’s how this is gonna work, Ronnie. I’m gonna start cutting bits off you. I stop when you tell me where that camp is. …or, you know, a little bit after.”

  6. bluediamond07
    November 3, 2025, 3:57 am | #

    Hold your horses, Ronnie boy, ’cause I’m sure the end of this arc has nothing good in the store for ya…

  7. Aidan Fitzpatrick
    November 3, 2025, 1:18 am | #

    @Rougefyre26: Oh yes it will be.

    (Also to that evil pompous bastard Ronald, “Vicky” is actually short for “Victoria”, not “Vickery”.)

  8. TheEye
    November 3, 2025, 1:15 am | #

    @LoudNoises No, she won’t. Phyllis is too much of a wet blanket to do shit. So far, she has proven that she won’t stand up for herself or think for herself.

    She already had a chance to stand up to this abomination parading as a human once Jocelyn first left the house.

    The only way she stands up for herself is if jb decides that it’s time for her to get a redemption arc. But somehow I doubt it. At this point, it would be against her character.

  9. Rougefyre26
    November 3, 2025, 12:43 am | #

    Whatever ass-beatimg he’s gonna get will be so Goddamn satisfying!!!

  10. ExxorD
    November 3, 2025, 12:42 am | #

    And who’s to say that Steve isn’t gonna be pissed? They always say… beware the quiet ones…

  11. ExxorD
    November 3, 2025, 12:41 am | #

    Oh… there WILL be Hell to pay for you, Ronald. And FYI, Vicky is absolutely right to be mad. HER NIECE WAS FUCKING KIDNAPPED.

  12. AstroCitizen
    November 3, 2025, 12:32 am | #

    @El-Man:
    Ronald’s already shown he’s willing to shoot at his own daughter in a crowded hall in front of hundreds of witnesses. I figure the “plan” is that skinhead he’s been e-chatting with is going to attempt to assassinate the other candidates plus the actual governor, then Ronnie just steps in and declares himself the winner since the opposition is dead (which isn’t how it works but I doubt he recognizes that fact).

    Meanwhile, I like to think the cops are coming across a car crash site from when the kidnappers lost control after Jocelyn woke up in their car and started fighting them inside the cabin Morpheus vs. Twin #2 style to the best of her ability.

  13. El-Man
    November 3, 2025, 12:16 am | #

    He’s gonna cheat, we know he is.

  14. SP
    November 3, 2025, 12:11 am | #

    The fact this arc goes for over a month greatly concerns me.

  15. Red Rain
    November 3, 2025, 12:10 am | #

    Vicky has gone ballistic and is seconds away from just beating Ron to death with a tire iron. And Phyllis better be prepared to have a very unpleasant conversation with her sister and realize that her husband played her like a violin and went behind her back and utterly signed Jocelyn’s death warrant. There have been kids and teens who have died in conversion camps, either from being tortured to death or suicide. And that is what will likely happen to Jocelyn if her friends, boyfriend and aunt don’t find her in time.

  16. LoudNoises
    November 3, 2025, 12:09 am | #

    Oh, she’s DEFINITELY gonna tell Phyllis about this! I await her inevitable beat down on Ronald.

  17. MegaJar
    November 3, 2025, 12:05 am | #

    Dear God, I wish someone would wipe that smug smirk off his face. Preferably via the medium of a sledgehammer applied to said face.

  18. Jim
    November 3, 2025, 12:04 am | #

    Ohhhhhh, Ronnie… I look forward to watching Vicky and Jocelyn beat the shit out of you.

  19. Superior Gorilla
    November 3, 2025, 12:02 am | #

    Vicky has gone MAD!!!

  20. TheJayster99
    November 3, 2025, 12:01 am | #

    I swear, I did NOT recognize Vicky without her makeup on 😆

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