“No, really, I would rather not…”
“Oh, don’t worry, ma’am. We’ll share you information with all the companies you bought stuff from today. I’m sure THEY’LL be as discreet with it as we are!”
I get the whole “bigger is better” mentality, but when they start making Hershey bars so big that you need to use two hands just to carry one of them, I think we’ve officially crossed the line into “excessive” territory.
@TheJayster99: That’s Andy from “Parks and Recreation”. One of the big influences on how I write Aaron – basically just a big eager golden retriever in a human body 😆
“No, really, I would rather not…”
“Oh, don’t worry, ma’am. We’ll share you information with all the companies you bought stuff from today. I’m sure THEY’LL be as discreet with it as we are!”
I get the whole “bigger is better” mentality, but when they start making Hershey bars so big that you need to use two hands just to carry one of them, I think we’ve officially crossed the line into “excessive” territory.
I actually found a giant hershey bar like that once. On the side of the road.
HEY! I HAD A HUGE HERSHEY CANDY BAR ONCE!!!
Too bad it broke long after its expiration date and we had to throw it away.
LOL with that big Hershey bar!
Yeah, Katy – with every neighbour on your block.
That’s pretty much how it works at these places. Never take ‘no’ for an answer! Deny reality first!
And just think – in 30 years thanks to unrestrained corporate greed, the average grocery run for everyone will cost around $370 dollars.
@TheJayster99: That’s Andy from “Parks and Recreation”. One of the big influences on how I write Aaron – basically just a big eager golden retriever in a human body 😆
I always go “no” when cashiers ask me to sign up.
That is one big Hershey bar in the last panel.
I’ve never seen a milk jug so big before!
“THIS COUNTS AS ONE THING!” *holds up giant container of gummy bears*
I don’t know where that line is from but I remember seeing it on Tumblr years ago 🤣