I came here to provide an alternate ending for Principal Victor Mulroney…
Mulroney: This has gone far enough, Miranda.
Mrs. Hillard: Come on, Vic! Just let Lindsay Duquesne graduate!
Mulroney: I won’t do that! She has caused me too much grief! Those wretched brats all have!
Mrs. Hillard: It doesn’t have to be this way!
Mulroney: I have no choice! I’m in charge of this entire argument!! These snot-nosed grungy little heroin addicts deserve to be punished!!!
Mrs. Hillard: But keeping your students prisoner?!
Mulroney: I’ll keep over 9,000 students prisoner before I die and I’ll silence anyone who gets in my way!
(Mulroney smacks Mrs. Hillard aside.)
Mrs. Hillard: No!
(Mulroney lunges at Lindsay with full intent to strangle her, only to find that it’s actually Jocelyn in disguise.)
Jocelyn: (Smug) Guess who, Baldy Baloney!
Mulroney: (Confused) Huh? But… What?
(The lights come on and it’s revealed that Victor Mulroney has been led into the TV production room as Steve, Joel, Aaron, Kendra, Michelle and several police officers are standing behind the console)
Steve: (Smug) Well, I don’t know about the rest of you guys, but I spotted several big mistakes. You know what? Let’s watch my favorite part again, shall we?
(Steve replays the tape of Mulroney over and over)
Police officer: Alright, come with us.
Mulroney: (Being arrested) What are you doing?! Get your hands off me! You can’t arrest me! I hope you’re all proud of yourselves, You tramp loving cocaine snorters!!! Order in Walter Mondale High is now dead!!! You have all singlehandedly turned this once great facility of scholastic learning into a rotting sewage tank filled with young degenerates like yourselves!!! One of these days, I will get out of jail & kill all of you and I literally mean every single last one of you jive talking, sex-crazed beeper carriers!!! YOU REMEMBER THAT!!!!
Of course for that ending to actually work, Mulroney would have to reject Superintendent Wexler’s offer to demote him to Janitorial duty & end up having to kill Lindsay. Meanwhile, Jocelyn would come with a plan to rescue their graduating princess & have Mulroney carted off to jail (Where he deserved to be in).
And there it is, the true him comes out. Nothing but a petulant bitter old fogey who has this “If I can’t be happy, no one can be” mentality. Jesus, dude, you’ve could’ve just quit or retired, nothing was keeping you there other then your own laziness, you certainly weren’t dedicated to the job. But eh, if he’s making excuses here, why should he see sense now.
@Superior Gorilla: I predict they’ll be there to accompany the cops as well, if those five aren’t in the office already. I especially predict that Mulroney will not admit his defeat like a man. Instead, he’ll continue resisting until he’s cornered by the entire student body and faculty. As for Mr. Tucker? Well, he’s likely gonna pack up & get going before things get beyond crazier than it already has.
@M: Getting fired by the superintendent should be the least of Principal Pepperoni’s worries. Mulroney is about to have a criminal record follow him everywhere he goes whenever he possibly gets out of prison. Then he’ll be homeless & pennyless for the rest of his miserable life…And he’ll only have himself to blame.
@MattTEHMan1991: I was about to mention Katy, Ashleigh, Melanie, Vince and even Nick, but all of them might be along all of these students. Also, I agree with you about Dorkroney being so far as he has never taken his job seriously and that was the reason the school is always in disgrace.
@Annonymouse Wants Cheese: I wonder if she or Kristen have a boyfriend. Maybe when the characters move to college they could get one?
@Jesternario: Not just the superintendent…There is Joel, Michelle, Jocelyn, Steve, Arron, Kendra & a couple of police officers who are ready to toss Principal Baloney in the slammer, where he belongs. Mulroney has committed several questionable acts as principal, but this time he has gone too far.
I admit that this scene made me reevaluate the whole situation, yes in the end it was all a “frustrated principal’s plan” but given the character, it fits.
I withdraw my previous criticisms, too hasty
Excuse me
Mulroney?
Mm?
YOU’RE FIRED!
(entire class gasps with excitement)
I’m sorry, di-did you just call me a liar?
No, I said you were fired.
Oh………………………. that’s much worse……………………………………………………………………… hic!
So this 50-60 year old man gave Lindsay all F’s not because she deserved it or anything like that. But because he “needed” to take out all of the disappointment and frustrations in his life out on someone who is already going through a lot!
Principal of the year…
By the way, the end of the comic is coming up soon! If Mulroney is indeed getting sacked, is the final few panels gonna be of the girls graduating?
I came here to provide an alternate ending for Principal Victor Mulroney…
Mulroney: This has gone far enough, Miranda.
Mrs. Hillard: Come on, Vic! Just let Lindsay Duquesne graduate!
Mulroney: I won’t do that! She has caused me too much grief! Those wretched brats all have!
Mrs. Hillard: It doesn’t have to be this way!
Mulroney: I have no choice! I’m in charge of this entire argument!! These snot-nosed grungy little heroin addicts deserve to be punished!!!
Mrs. Hillard: But keeping your students prisoner?!
Mulroney: I’ll keep over 9,000 students prisoner before I die and I’ll silence anyone who gets in my way!
(Mulroney smacks Mrs. Hillard aside.)
Mrs. Hillard: No!
(Mulroney lunges at Lindsay with full intent to strangle her, only to find that it’s actually Jocelyn in disguise.)
Jocelyn: (Smug) Guess who, Baldy Baloney!
Mulroney: (Confused) Huh? But… What?
(The lights come on and it’s revealed that Victor Mulroney has been led into the TV production room as Steve, Joel, Aaron, Kendra, Michelle and several police officers are standing behind the console)
Steve: (Smug) Well, I don’t know about the rest of you guys, but I spotted several big mistakes. You know what? Let’s watch my favorite part again, shall we?
(Steve replays the tape of Mulroney over and over)
Police officer: Alright, come with us.
Mulroney: (Being arrested) What are you doing?! Get your hands off me! You can’t arrest me! I hope you’re all proud of yourselves, You tramp loving cocaine snorters!!! Order in Walter Mondale High is now dead!!! You have all singlehandedly turned this once great facility of scholastic learning into a rotting sewage tank filled with young degenerates like yourselves!!! One of these days, I will get out of jail & kill all of you and I literally mean every single last one of you jive talking, sex-crazed beeper carriers!!! YOU REMEMBER THAT!!!!
Of course for that ending to actually work, Mulroney would have to reject Superintendent Wexler’s offer to demote him to Janitorial duty & end up having to kill Lindsay. Meanwhile, Jocelyn would come with a plan to rescue their graduating princess & have Mulroney carted off to jail (Where he deserved to be in).
@MattTEHMan1991 I know. Jesse’s planning on keeping on with the series until the end of 2029 (1999)
@Toonlegion: Once Mulroney gets tossed in the slammer after getting fired, this high school will need a new principal.
@Ghost: Even if the girls will graduate, this series will never end.
And there it is, the true him comes out. Nothing but a petulant bitter old fogey who has this “If I can’t be happy, no one can be” mentality. Jesus, dude, you’ve could’ve just quit or retired, nothing was keeping you there other then your own laziness, you certainly weren’t dedicated to the job. But eh, if he’s making excuses here, why should he see sense now.
Oh baby this gonna be good
@Superior Gorilla: I predict they’ll be there to accompany the cops as well, if those five aren’t in the office already. I especially predict that Mulroney will not admit his defeat like a man. Instead, he’ll continue resisting until he’s cornered by the entire student body and faculty. As for Mr. Tucker? Well, he’s likely gonna pack up & get going before things get beyond crazier than it already has.
@M: Getting fired by the superintendent should be the least of Principal Pepperoni’s worries. Mulroney is about to have a criminal record follow him everywhere he goes whenever he possibly gets out of prison. Then he’ll be homeless & pennyless for the rest of his miserable life…And he’ll only have himself to blame.
@Matermass You are forgiven, mate.
As jack-assed as some of the villains are, I really do take pity on them.
It was at this moment Mulroney knew, he fucked up.
MattTEHMan1991 But only the superintendent has the authority to fire Mulroney.
@MattTEHMan1991: I was about to mention Katy, Ashleigh, Melanie, Vince and even Nick, but all of them might be along all of these students. Also, I agree with you about Dorkroney being so far as he has never taken his job seriously and that was the reason the school is always in disgrace.
@Annonymouse Wants Cheese: I wonder if she or Kristen have a boyfriend. Maybe when the characters move to college they could get one?
@Jesternario: Not just the superintendent…There is Joel, Michelle, Jocelyn, Steve, Arron, Kendra & a couple of police officers who are ready to toss Principal Baloney in the slammer, where he belongs. Mulroney has committed several questionable acts as principal, but this time he has gone too far.
Ohhhhhhh snap! Busted!
I love Cynthia so much. We need to protect her.
Time to start looking for a new job, Mulroney…
I admit that this scene made me reevaluate the whole situation, yes in the end it was all a “frustrated principal’s plan” but given the character, it fits.
I withdraw my previous criticisms, too hasty
Excuse me
@Jesternario: It is.
Please be the superintendent… please be the superintendent… please be the superintendent…
And now it’s time for the tables to turn back again!
I have a feeling Principal Mulroney will soon be Groundskeeper Mulroney.
If he’s lucky, that is.
Mulroney?
Mm?
YOU’RE FIRED!
(entire class gasps with excitement)
I’m sorry, di-did you just call me a liar?
No, I said you were fired.
Oh………………………. that’s much worse……………………………………………………………………… hic!
Uh, Mr. Mulroney,…Superintendent of Eden Prairie Schools on speakerphone for you. 🙂
(singsong) Somebody’s gettin’ fi-red!
Dorkroney, your time is up.
So this 50-60 year old man gave Lindsay all F’s not because she deserved it or anything like that. But because he “needed” to take out all of the disappointment and frustrations in his life out on someone who is already going through a lot!
Principal of the year…
By the way, the end of the comic is coming up soon! If Mulroney is indeed getting sacked, is the final few panels gonna be of the girls graduating?
Ooooh, Mulroney… You are in for such a bootin’ out~!
Yeah, I noticed Miranda disappeared between the last strip and this one. Betcha she knew what number to dial
You’re done, son.
Uh oh, someone’s in trouble.
Something’s come along and it’s burst his bubble.
If who I think is on the other line is in fact on the other line, he is most DEFINITELY fucked