Vince, my man, you’ve got maybe MAYBE 5 years in the NBA IF you get signed. You’re good but you’re no Rodman, You’re sure as fuck no Shaq. You’re ridin a 90s college basketball high and its gonna come crashin down on your dumbass HARD. If you can’t keep up with the likes of Pippin, you’re a damned footnote at best. Check yourself homie. You were back home preachin all this actual woke racial philosophy when your boy Arron was accused of being racists. But you lay there perpetuating the stereotype you try to defy. You have a challenging and beautiful woman that you connect with back home, yet you are too afraid of your own feelings that you deny her and throw yourself at the first no strings attached hoe you can find. The 70s called, and said you’s a bitch.
@Sherlock Couldn’t agree more.
Vince, my man, you’ve got maybe MAYBE 5 years in the NBA IF you get signed. You’re good but you’re no Rodman, You’re sure as fuck no Shaq. You’re ridin a 90s college basketball high and its gonna come crashin down on your dumbass HARD. If you can’t keep up with the likes of Pippin, you’re a damned footnote at best. Check yourself homie. You were back home preachin all this actual woke racial philosophy when your boy Arron was accused of being racists. But you lay there perpetuating the stereotype you try to defy. You have a challenging and beautiful woman that you connect with back home, yet you are too afraid of your own feelings that you deny her and throw yourself at the first no strings attached hoe you can find. The 70s called, and said you’s a bitch.
Okay, a verbal evisceration rather than an actual one. But when he gets back, Vince still better watch out for 40mph basketballs aimed at his head…
Someone call the fire department. Third degree burn!
Put the asshole in his place!
And, thus, the term “fuck around and find out” was born. Would just take 30 years to be part of the lexicon.
Finish him, Kristen!
You done fucked up, Vince.
You tell ’em Kristen!
And Vince too, I guess.