March 12, 1996 Mar12 by jbwarner86 on March 12, 2026 at 12:00 am Chapter: 3/11/96 - 3/17/96: Precious Fargo └ Tags: Cameron, Derek, Fargo, Tina, William
Of all the ornaments, they chose one that was RIGHT ON SOMEONE’S LAWN? Seriously…
Margo rhymes with Fargo, heh. Wait…
A wood chipper will invariably be involved, ulp.
Pray for Margo!
Stealing during snowy weather? Bad idea. At least until the snow covers up the footprints. But still, when the owner happens to look outside and sees their property stolen, along with fresh footprints on the ground, prepare to be followed…
Uh-oh… the Great White Huntress is coming for her penguin! Beware!
Face it, fuckasses: You are in SUCH a fucking problem right now.
Cameron and Derek, of all the lawn ornaments you could have stolen, you chose the Maxwells? And now Tina is on the hunt.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Tina as Marge! Exactly what I was hoping to see here
Shocked Derek would even ATTEMPT a driving test at all. Guess he’s got more depth than he lets on.