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June 5, 1992

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by jbwarner86 on June 5, 2022 at 12:00 am
Chapter: 5/25/92 - 6/7/92: 3 Years, 5 Months, and 2 Days in the Strife Of...
└ Tags: Aaron, Arrested Development, Kendra, Vince
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  1. Christopher Max Wall
    June 8, 2022, 5:36 pm | #

    @plocb: He also made a character satirizing Speech’s hollow pontificating like Darren is here.

  2. Plocb
    June 8, 2022, 2:53 pm | #

    Years from now, Aaron McGruder will make a similar point to Darren. Wonder if anything’s changed.

  3. Toonlegion
    June 7, 2022, 11:39 pm | #

    @Ellen Natalie: He probably already saw where this was going and figured “Hey sometimes they gotta learn the hard way.”

  4. Christopher Max Wall
    June 6, 2022, 4:04 am | #

    @Nic Kramer: Yes. And that was the LAST year Arrested Development the band was in the public zeitgeist. That was the year they released their second album, Zingalamamamundi. Not only did that flop both financially and critically, but it exposed the weaknesses in Three Years, Five Months And Two Days In The Life Of… that people had overlooked back in ’92, thus leading to their becoming all-but-forgotten by the turn of the millennium.

  5. Nic Kramer
    June 6, 2022, 1:19 am | #

    @Chris Well, they must’ve made it to ’94 because during that year as I said, they appeared on “The Happiest Street in the World” (yes, I know I’m quoting the worng song and music style, just level with me).

  6. Ellen Natalie
    June 5, 2022, 4:23 pm | #

    Meanwhile, Grandpa is just watching.

  7. Christopher Max Wall
    June 5, 2022, 9:24 am | #

    @Mole204: He most definitively is NOT, and if you knew anything about the band this arc is spoofing, you wouldn’t say such blatant falsehoods. Even without the context of Arrested Development’s rise and sudden downfall, this arc has shown, repeatedly, why Darren is at best a pretentious moron and at worst an emotionally abusive egotist.

    But he doesn’t use AAVE so that makes him “Better” than Vince. You sicken me, Mole. Get some help.

  8. Mole204
    June 5, 2022, 8:14 am | #

    @ Christopher. You’re right, it’s just that he’s such an improvement when compared to Vince. Vince, up until now was occasionally the only black guy in town. Yes, they’re both screw ups, but at least Darren tries to improve himself. Vince can’t even speak English. He can’t even speak Mario Brothers English.

  9. El-Man
    June 5, 2022, 2:53 am | #

    Well, not Kendra, but a woman did whup his ass.

  10. Christopher Max Wall
    June 5, 2022, 2:13 am | #

    @Mole204: At the time there were a lot of guys like Darren in the media’s eye. Entire movements in both music and sociopolitical discussions. It just turned out that the exact guy Darren is based on was a control freak, a raging egotist, and very likely emotionally abusive, and will in the future give his unsolicited opinions on issues he absolutely should not be talking about. So we had guys like him, but we didn’t need more guys EXACTLY like him.

  11. Christopher Max Wall
    June 5, 2022, 1:33 am | #

    And THERE’S our Dionne Farris moment. At this point it’ll be a miracle if the rest of this group even makes it to ’94.

    And yes for anyone wondering, something like this did happen for reals.

  12. Mole204
    June 5, 2022, 1:26 am | #

    Poor Darren, the 90’s world and it’s media needs/needed more black people like him in it. Perhaps when Nalah pounds him into little pieces, there will be more of him. I really had guessed Vince, Aaron, or Kendra for throwing the first punch.

  13. Toon-Resurrection82
    June 5, 2022, 12:33 am | #

    So he wants to liberate his black brothers and sisters from urban violence by rapping about urban violence and make a profit from it. I feel like I’ve heard this scenario play out before but it slips my mind on where exactly.

  14. Ghost
    June 5, 2022, 12:27 am | #

    Anybody notice how the stupidest people on earth are the ones that think they’re the smartest?

  15. Chris Wolvie
    June 5, 2022, 12:17 am | #

    Was right about needing the ambulance…just not the cause. Here’s hoping Dr. Van Helsing from “Cannonball Run” is in the backwhen they haul is ass away.

  16. Jim
    June 5, 2022, 12:07 am | #

    Yyyyyyyyyep. He had that coming.

  17. Red Rain
    June 5, 2022, 12:05 am | #

    Good on Nalah and Jabali giving Darren his just desserts.

  18. ExxorD
    June 5, 2022, 12:04 am | #

    That idiot who thinks he’s so smart, just got what he deserved.

  19. TheJayster49
    June 5, 2022, 12:02 am | #

    “If you want to make the media go away, just mention black on black crime.” – Cleveland Brown.

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