I assumed Vince’s deliberate adoption of “street” talk is to compensate for the fact that he lives in Eden Prairie, which is barely above Mayberry on the “keepin it real” scale. Or a way of trying to assert his own identity so he doesn’t wind up being called an oreo. Plus, it gets gullible white girls on his dick.
Yeah, we need an ambulance, please? Yeah, Miller Park, Eden Prairie. Bring a lot of gauze and at LEAST six pints of blood. Uh,…dunno his blood type…just bring a cooler of O-negative and hope for the best…
I don’t want violence, I just want someone to tell Vince to stop talking like that. It’s like he took a page of dialogue, ran it twice through a paper shredder, and used swearing to fill in the missing pieces. I hope Mwokozi’s ready to give a speech, because Vince’s learning disability should make him miss every third word. It’s way past time that someone called Vince out over his word salad. It’s too bad that it’s more likely that Vince will join the band the first time that Mwokozi insults a white guy. Or at least as long as he’s not insulting Aaron.
I assumed Vince’s deliberate adoption of “street” talk is to compensate for the fact that he lives in Eden Prairie, which is barely above Mayberry on the “keepin it real” scale. Or a way of trying to assert his own identity so he doesn’t wind up being called an oreo. Plus, it gets gullible white girls on his dick.
@Mole204: Is there a reason you are so opposed to Vince using AAVE? Besides barely-veiled racism, that is?
Ironic thing is, Vince would probably like the music.
@TheJayster49
That’s a good one!
It was at this moment Darren knew, he fucked up
Way to prove Darren right, Vince.
*dials 911*
Yeah, we need an ambulance, please? Yeah, Miller Park, Eden Prairie. Bring a lot of gauze and at LEAST six pints of blood. Uh,…dunno his blood type…just bring a cooler of O-negative and hope for the best…
Ooooh, vernaculaaaaaaar! It’s gonna haunt your dreeeeeeeeeeeeams!
Well, Darren just dug his grave. Vince is about to go thug life on his ass.
I don’t want violence, I just want someone to tell Vince to stop talking like that. It’s like he took a page of dialogue, ran it twice through a paper shredder, and used swearing to fill in the missing pieces. I hope Mwokozi’s ready to give a speech, because Vince’s learning disability should make him miss every third word. It’s way past time that someone called Vince out over his word salad. It’s too bad that it’s more likely that Vince will join the band the first time that Mwokozi insults a white guy. Or at least as long as he’s not insulting Aaron.
Violence is never the answer. Violence is the question.
The answer is yes.