Bruh, you’re a park ranger, not a police officer. What did you think was gonna happen?
I mean, of course you could always CALL the police but, in this universe, would they be willing to accept “stepped on a mantis” as a valid answer? Hey, the police aren’t ALWAYS that incompetent LOL
And now he’s gonna have more charges…
(checks) Yeah, Kevin, head north and you’ll hit Canada in about… 220 miles.
Guess there is a reference to OJ’s car chase after all.
Drive, Kevin. Drive!!
I hope at the end they find out that this rule about killing praying mantises was a myth the whole time. Then Kevin’s family can sue to the city!
Bruh, you’re a park ranger, not a police officer. What did you think was gonna happen?
I mean, of course you could always CALL the police but, in this universe, would they be willing to accept “stepped on a mantis” as a valid answer? Hey, the police aren’t ALWAYS that incompetent LOL
Bad move, Kev! $500 is nothing for you