Hang on…”you take this food, and we’ll forgive you for all the damage you’ve caused”. So the cats get something good in exchange for…getting something else good. What exactly do the humans gain from this “deal”?
You’re trying to buy off an unreasoning force of nature with a frozen TV dinner and half a block of cheese. Have the decency to use tuna, chicken, a ball of tinfoil… Joel’s not cut out for this. They’ll be singing New York New York from his bled-out corpse.
Waiting for the veterinarian to be played by Christopher Lee.
He tried but… trust me when I say you do not wanna be giving cats (or any animal for that matter) cheese unless you want your house to smell really bad.
It’s like trying to negotiate with a litter of Aloean Meowths.
You’re right, red rain, you’re right.
You just can’t negotiate with kittens sometimes.
Hang on…”you take this food, and we’ll forgive you for all the damage you’ve caused”. So the cats get something good in exchange for…getting something else good. What exactly do the humans gain from this “deal”?
You’re trying to buy off an unreasoning force of nature with a frozen TV dinner and half a block of cheese. Have the decency to use tuna, chicken, a ball of tinfoil… Joel’s not cut out for this. They’ll be singing New York New York from his bled-out corpse.
Waiting for the veterinarian to be played by Christopher Lee.
Joel, kittens are immune to your negotiation tactics. You instead need to distract it with something shiny or wriggly.
He tried but… trust me when I say you do not wanna be giving cats (or any animal for that matter) cheese unless you want your house to smell really bad.