June 16, 1994 Jun16 by jbwarner86 on June 16, 2024 at 12:00 am Chapter: 6/13/94 - 6/19/94: The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down └ Tags: Hammerhead, Jocelyn, Mrs. Fitzsimmons, Speed, Steve, Swordfish
Sing with me!
♫The bitch on the bus goes “whine, whine, SPLAT”,
“Whine, whine, SPLAT”,
“Whine, whine, SPLAT”.
The bitch on the bus goes “whine, whine, SPLAT”,
Aaaaall throoooough the toooooown.♫
I believe this is the part where we say “and nothing of value was lost.”
Meh, don’t worry. She’ll disintegrate after a few more kilometres…
She got what she deserved… at least in a Hammerhead & Swordfish story.
Yeah, get Fitzsimmons out from the wheel before she gets you all killed.
The pavement said OK boomer
Wise idea Jocelyn. She may cause the bus to derail (or whatever the road equivalent of that word is)