Meanwhile, some kid in Eden Prairie got a Barbie, and… Well, she’s ready to take on Cobra: An evil terrorist organization determined to take over the world. ^^;
Millions of girls will grow up thinking this is the right way to act! That they never be anything more than factious ninnies who’s ONLY goal in life is to look pretty, land a rich husband & spend all day on the phone with their EQUALLY factious friends talking about how DAMN TERRIFIC IT IS TO LOOK PRETTY & HAVE A RICH HUSBAND!!!!! (furious panting)
…………………… just what I was gonna say. (& Jenny apparently… I think)
Funnier than the expected Murder Doll Funtime. Innocent fun had by all. Jenny and Bailiff Yorgi show more mercy than other toys would. The 90s produced some crazy stuff. One-liner toys haven’t gone away, either. They just sing Disney songs.
Meanwhile, some kid in Eden Prairie got a Barbie, and… Well, she’s ready to take on Cobra: An evil terrorist organization determined to take over the world. ^^;
Thinking too much gives you wrinkles!
Objection! The judge is acting as prosecutor!
@Red Rain: Most Barbies aren’t, this one was. As you can probably see above you, this is where “Lisa Vs. Malibu Stacy” came from.
Damn, and I bet Hammerman was sure his parade of surprise witnesses would have saved Barbie’s life.
Millions of girls will grow up thinking this is the right way to act! That they never be anything more than factious ninnies who’s ONLY goal in life is to look pretty, land a rich husband & spend all day on the phone with their EQUALLY factious friends talking about how DAMN TERRIFIC IT IS TO LOOK PRETTY & HAVE A RICH HUSBAND!!!!! (furious panting)
…………………… just what I was gonna say. (& Jenny apparently… I think)
Funnier than the expected Murder Doll Funtime. Innocent fun had by all. Jenny and Bailiff Yorgi show more mercy than other toys would. The 90s produced some crazy stuff. One-liner toys haven’t gone away, either. They just sing Disney songs.
Okay, that was hilarious. And yeah, Barbie is a pretty sexist toy.
I mean, at least she’s playing with it
Kendra outta hire Jenny to be her writer. Together, they’d be unstoppable LMAO