Gotta love cartoons and cartoon logic, but yeah, have to question his even surviving that. I know he’s as tenacious as a cockroach (bonus points for anyone who recognizes that description), but….
Wait, what?! A huge truck just barrelled straight into the driver’s-side window of Kevin’s open-top convertible, with enough force to crumple the chassis like aluminum foil. There is NO WAY he could’ve survived that. And yet here he is, not only still alive, but conscious and lucid enough to complain about breaking his sunglasses?! Plot armor at work, ladies and gentlemen.
A 944 aint shit to brag about Kevin. To quote Regular Car Reviews “The over-hyped, under-powered, middle-child of Porsche. The 944. Yawn. Snore. Meh.” Where as, a 81 Honda is easy to tinker and sup up and is much more reliable than that pos Deutsche cock extension you just destroyed.
Pretty apt description, blackferret.
The Fast and the Fractured.
@Chris Wolvie: Old continuity dickhead deserved it.
“Doink.”
Gotta love cartoons and cartoon logic, but yeah, have to question his even surviving that. I know he’s as tenacious as a cockroach (bonus points for anyone who recognizes that description), but….
Of COURSE he survived. It’s not like he,…I dunno,…get his testes impaled by your sisters stiletto heels or…something equally implausible.
Wait, what?! A huge truck just barrelled straight into the driver’s-side window of Kevin’s open-top convertible, with enough force to crumple the chassis like aluminum foil. There is NO WAY he could’ve survived that. And yet here he is, not only still alive, but conscious and lucid enough to complain about breaking his sunglasses?! Plot armor at work, ladies and gentlemen.
You’re lucky you didn’t break your SPINE, Kevin!
A 944 aint shit to brag about Kevin. To quote Regular Car Reviews “The over-hyped, under-powered, middle-child of Porsche. The 944. Yawn. Snore. Meh.” Where as, a 81 Honda is easy to tinker and sup up and is much more reliable than that pos Deutsche cock extension you just destroyed.
You shouldn’t have called him ‘chicken’, Needles. Yeah, it’s the wrong movie, but who cares?
Another idiot who thinks traffic lights are a suggestion.
Yeah, you probably should have seen this coming Kevin.
Damn that looked brutal. Surprised he lived
How did he even survive that? XD
Damn, that’s gonna leave a serious mark.
It sounded more like he wanted to play a game of chicken. He got what he wanted… just not with the outcome he expected XD