January 21, 1994 Jan21 by jbwarner86 on January 21, 2024 at 12:00 am Chapter: 1/10/94 - 1/30/94: Battlestar Olympia └ Tags: Jocelyn, Lindsay, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Wars, Steve, Tonya Harding, Zeke
I wouldn’t be surprised if Zeke becomes an incel latter in life.
Wrong, bud. Zeke is dressed up as an evil mastermind, he’s really just a pimply little football who’s about to be drop-kicked.
There’s Waldo!
Zeke does kinda have a point about the first Star Trek movie.
Busted!
Funny enough, Return of the Jedi was the FIRST Star Wars film I saw (at least the ending), so this wasn’t shocking to me.
Then I saw “The Force Awakens” and “The Empire Strikes Back”. Haven’t seen the other Star Wars films.
Zeke…just confessed, right? He’s gonna be “atomic wedgied” like Castle Bravo, right?
I’m impressed that Steve, Jocelyn, and Lindsay were able to track down Portis that easily.
Maybe at the end of the arc we’ll see Portis throw Zeke down a deep chasm?
Okay, you little loser, get prepared to be killed by Jocelyn.
I knew he’d break.
Can I just turn Zeke into a gnome and punt him? OH WAIT.
Rule number one of fan conventions Lindsay: don’t go if you don’t want spoilers LMAO