🎶Once, there was this nerd who
Swore that one day he would be a cosplay contest winner,
And when he finally made it,
He saw some other girl who was better
And so he made Darth Vader
Club her in the kneeee caaaaap🎶
Wow. Zeke’s always been an obnoxious little troll, but I think this may be the first truly evil thing he’s ever done. Or…planned to do, at least. Whether he succeeds remains to be seen.
Now this is brutal.
The Emperor’s gonna get pounded by a Bajoran.
Oh, Tonya Harding. I thought we were going full Munich for a second.
Considering he’s YOUR friend, Zeke,…yeah, drawing him a picture might help.
🎶Once, there was this nerd who
Swore that one day he would be a cosplay contest winner,
And when he finally made it,
He saw some other girl who was better
And so he made Darth Vader
Club her in the kneeee caaaaap🎶
Oh boy. Tonya Harding & Nancy Kerrigan references incoming…
I dread to imagine what Zeke and Portis are planning.
Wow. Zeke’s always been an obnoxious little troll, but I think this may be the first truly evil thing he’s ever done. Or…planned to do, at least. Whether he succeeds remains to be seen.
Oh no! He’s gonna have her killed!
That loser is back to his old ways. And at least we know “Darth Vader” has a name: Portis.
I’m pretty sure he finds your lack of faith disturbing.