February 9, 1996 Feb09 by jbwarner86 on February 9, 2026 at 12:00 am Chapter: 2/5/96 - 2/11/96: One Sweet Sixteen Vestal Virgin └ Tags: Eugene, Katy
That’s gotta hurt.
Yeah, this is generally why it’s done on beds, kids. But 10/10 for effort. 😆
Owie…I’m pretty sure SOMETHING broke…but it wasn’t a maidenhead…
Eugene’s smart enough to remember protection but doesn’t realize he weighs like 200 pounds whereas his girlfriend is the width of a tree branch? 🤣
At least, they tried.
Whoops. lol
I had a feeling this wouldn’t go well, though to their credit, they got farther than I expected.
Well she’s going go the hospital!