February 6, 1996 Feb06 by jbwarner86 on February 6, 2026 at 12:00 am Chapter: 2/5/96 - 2/11/96: One Sweet Sixteen Vestal Virgin └ Tags: Ashleigh, Katy, Melanie
Oh boy. Here we go. Katy, you better alert Eugene soon.
“The guy outside Walmart said it’s better than No. 5.”
I don’t think you should trust that guy…
Has Eugene been informed? Because I think he might want to know.
And that’s how Katey got a skin disease…
@Anon: Definitely not, given how timid Eugene tends to be.
And we thought we saw Eugene nervous before…
Narrative causality may be stacking the odds, but I’m rooting for those two crazy kids.
Why do I have a feeling this will end with both Katy and Eugene feeling embarrassed, and Eugene possibly getting a groin injury?
I don’t think this is going to turn out the way they think it is.
Oh, fuck… now I know where it is getting…
Oh dang, Katy’s finally gonna learn the 🕊️ and the 🐝 with Eugene!