*David Attenborough voice* And now, we must be very quiet, as we are about to witness a truly magical event: the mating rituals of the extremely rare, endangered species, Jeffius Dumbassius. This species is endangered because their mating rituals are inevitably doomed to fail spectacularly, due to their complete lack of intelligence and common sense — but that’s never stopped them from trying. Let’s watch!
Oh, Jeff! Never change!
He’s doomed
My blud Jeff’s really out here like “a girl… AND a gamer??! Whoa mama! Humina, humina, humina! AWOOGAH!!”
Jeff, a little advice. If you are going to hit on a girl, make sure she is single first.
It’s still weird to see Kevin give someone shit about a lack of boundaries.
This is what I love about new Kevin. He chugged his respect women juice along with that diet Pepsi.
This should end extremely well for him. 🙄
Oh, boy, here we go…
He thinks more with his ding-a-ling than his brain meat…
Jeff, be prepared to be ripped and torn in real life. lol She thrashed you in Doom, she’s gonna trash you irl.
Guess someone’s getting a non-digital ass kicking soon…
“You see someone else drivin’ a Porsche, you want that Porsche.”
Uh,…isn’t that how “John Wick” started?
*David Attenborough voice* And now, we must be very quiet, as we are about to witness a truly magical event: the mating rituals of the extremely rare, endangered species, Jeffius Dumbassius. This species is endangered because their mating rituals are inevitably doomed to fail spectacularly, due to their complete lack of intelligence and common sense — but that’s never stopped them from trying. Let’s watch!
I guess girls playing video games aren’t so ridiculous now, are they?
God-fucking-dammit, Jeff!! You do not want to learn!!!