From the creative minds that brought you Two and a Half Men comes CBS’s latest sitcom, One and a Half Bastards! Starring Dennis Hopper as Ronald “Staff-Up-His-Ass” Stafford, the tyrannical dad who tries (and fails spectacularly) to impose his will on his daughter with a religious zeal that would make the Taliban proud! Premiering this fall on CBS!
I think what Vicky is about to do… isn’t a good idea. Would be best for Jocelyn and Vicky to head back to her place instead of attempt to burn their house down.
@Will C While I’m sure lots of us want that… Jocelyn may just be in bigger trouble for that, as well as Aunt Vicky.
Just let Ronald self-destruct on his own, or commit his own crime (like he’s already done, locking them out in the cold), and the problem will take care of itself.
Look on the bright side, Ronald: you can’t actually make a molotov out of a bottle of beer, so worst-case scenario you just end up with a broken window and a flaming rag.
To quote Adam Sandler “WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!” I hope this ends with Jocelyn finally having enough of Ronald’s bullshit and gets adopted by Vicky, but not before they beat him up like how Jocelyn did to Lindsay before the reboot
It’s a win win situation.
Bold of Ronald to talk about respecting other people’s beliefs lmao
Really showing that Christmas spirit there Ronald. 🙄 (◔_◔)
@SleepyForecast: Because the reverend would make fun on him like in the “Bob Ronalds” storyline.
There’s something inherently funny about Phyl saying “a bottle of Bud” lol
@Dollars – I’m surprised that Ron didn’t go for the Pentecostal Church, with how much of a religious nutjob he is.
Anyways, this is gonna go hot real quick. Either way, some bay window is going bye-bye.
From the creative minds that brought you Two and a Half Men comes CBS’s latest sitcom, One and a Half Bastards! Starring Dennis Hopper as Ronald “Staff-Up-His-Ass” Stafford, the tyrannical dad who tries (and fails spectacularly) to impose his will on his daughter with a religious zeal that would make the Taliban proud! Premiering this fall on CBS!
The laws of thermodynamics, Ronald.
I think what Vicky is about to do… isn’t a good idea. Would be best for Jocelyn and Vicky to head back to her place instead of attempt to burn their house down.
No Ron. Harley Davidson would have mercy.
Seriously though, get a man like Ronald in each town and church membership would plummet.
Actually, JB never did tell us which denomination the Staffords belong to. Given the setting, I’d say they’re either episcopalian or lutheran.
@Ghost: Nah, Ron’s a WASP.
I bet he donates to the catholic church!
@Will C While I’m sure lots of us want that… Jocelyn may just be in bigger trouble for that, as well as Aunt Vicky.
Just let Ronald self-destruct on his own, or commit his own crime (like he’s already done, locking them out in the cold), and the problem will take care of itself.
Look on the bright side, Ronald: you can’t actually make a molotov out of a bottle of beer, so worst-case scenario you just end up with a broken window and a flaming rag.
I believe the answer to Ronald’s rhetorical question in the last panel is Vyaschlev Molotov.
@Red Rain: It’s really getting out of hand, fast.
Well, that escalated quickly.
To quote Adam Sandler “WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!” I hope this ends with Jocelyn finally having enough of Ronald’s bullshit and gets adopted by Vicky, but not before they beat him up like how Jocelyn did to Lindsay before the reboot
It’s a win win situation.
Come on, Ronald. The only monster here is you and no one else!
Y’all are about as nutty as a squirrel’s breakfast.