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August 5, 1995

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by jbwarner86 on August 5, 2025 at 12:00 am
Chapter: 7/31/95 - 8/13/95: Movin' Out (Ronald's Song)
└ Tags: Aaron, Jocelyn, Joel, Ronald, Steve
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  1. MattTEHMan1991
    August 5, 2025, 9:13 pm | #

    Aaaaand just like that, Ronald is asking for prison time.

  2. Freezer
    August 5, 2025, 4:44 pm | #

    @Melgone: For the same reason no one stepped (in a story that no longer exists) when someone tried to rape their own sister, in broad daylight, in the middle of the school parking lot.

    The people of this town SUUUUCK.

  3. Freezer
    August 5, 2025, 4:41 pm | #

    So we got:
    Assault W/A Deadly Weapon (4 counts)
    Reckless Endangerment (4 counts)
    Sexual Assault of a Minor (1 count)
    Public Lewdness (1 count)

    And I’m betting ol’ Ronnie’s already chased off most of the good lawyers in town.

  4. AstroCitizen
    August 5, 2025, 1:32 pm | #

    @TheJayster99: True.

    @Chris Wolvie: Crap, he’s gonna get elected, isn’t he?

  5. Chris Wolvie
    August 5, 2025, 12:14 pm | #

    Exposing a teenagers bare bottom and smacking it in front of everyone? What’s next? Grabbing her by the p…

    Oh $#|+…

  6. Blackferret
    August 5, 2025, 9:44 am | #

    Wow. Actually went there. I hope Ronald has enough room up his ass for everything that the boys are going to shove up it.

  7. Aidan Fitzpatrick
    August 5, 2025, 8:55 am | #

    Now’s he’s just going too far. >:( Go to Hell, Ronald Stafford.

  8. MegaJar
    August 5, 2025, 7:29 am | #

    …Wait. Wait wait waaaaaait a second…

    The story arc title is “Movin’ Out”. And Ronald just committed physical assault against his own daughter in front of multiple witnesses, which would surely be grounds for intervention by Child Protective Services…

    Guys! I think this could very well be the arc that finally sees Jocelyn getting to move out of her abusive home! Maybe even getting adopted by Aunt Vicky!

  9. MegaJar
    August 5, 2025, 7:10 am | #

    Well, the bad news is that he just shot live bullets at a group of unarmed teens, and then proceeded to pull down his own daughter’s pants and spank her in front of a live audience and cameras.

    The good news is, now that he’s physically assaulted her, she’s entirely within her rights to respond in kind. I predict several missing teeth and/or cracked ribs in Ronald’s very near future.

  10. Melgone
    August 5, 2025, 4:35 am | #

    And no one’s calling him a loon or stopping this why? They afraid he’ll start shooting or spanking them too? Would love to see what that other governor thinks of ‘Raging Ronnie’ after this incident, figure he can use this against Ronald during his campaign.

    Also too much info Steve.

  11. Pichu-82
    August 5, 2025, 3:20 am | #

    Hooo boy… he’s cracked. He’s gone nuts.

    Jocelyn went from death glare to trauma shock in an instant. I just don’t see how this can possibly end well for Ronald at this point. He’s just committed quite a vile sin.

  12. plocb
    August 5, 2025, 1:53 am | #

    And I was wondering if the fact that he caught her showed he cared…you never change, Ronald (especially the increasingly hilarious failures). And I don’t think you can end a campaign that’s never gotten any traction…I can’t imagine the state GOP has even paid any attention to him.

  13. mrentertainment
    August 5, 2025, 1:36 am | #

    Spanking your own teenage daughter, Ronald. Seriously?

  14. El-Man
    August 5, 2025, 1:30 am | #

    Okay, I’m going to assume Joce is too shocked to kick his teeth in.

  15. JIMENOPOLIX
    August 5, 2025, 12:42 am | #

    “…whom I assure you I have NEVER met before in my life…”

    Wait until Phyllis hears about this, and maybe Rick (who must still be standing there stunned) spills the beans that this is his own daughter. Though he better punch his lights out for daring to shoot up at his son.

    Also, the fact that he exposed her behind in front of public and possibly cameras… yeah, we shall see what comes of this…

  16. Maetch
    August 5, 2025, 12:12 am | #

    Given how most of his supporters are old fogeys who grew up knowing that the fear of a good, hard fanny-smack always puts kids in their place, Ronald may actually get MORE support from them instead.

  17. Dtoons
    August 5, 2025, 12:11 am | #

    ……
    Wow, I didn’t see that coming. I don’t know what’s going to happen to Ronald now, but I don’t think we’ll see much of him after this arc.

  18. Peter R.
    August 5, 2025, 12:06 am | #

    Tempest: Holy shit, you’re right. That’s the look of resurfacing trauma if I’ve ever seen it.

  19. wingweaver84
    August 5, 2025, 12:04 am | #

    The ONLY good thing I can say here is that he caught her as she fell. Got that? The *ONLY* good thing. What he has just done……oh boy,that is *not* going to go over well for anyone.

  20. Red Rain
    August 5, 2025, 12:03 am | #

    @Superior Gorilla, you are 100% right.

  21. EBTempest
    August 5, 2025, 12:03 am | #

    Is anyone else feeling like her face in the 3rd panel is hinting at something deeper? Like this is flashbacks of childhood trauma?

  22. Red Rain
    August 5, 2025, 12:03 am | #

    Ronald, you fucking bastard. Steve, fuck him up beyond recognition.

  23. Peter R.
    August 5, 2025, 12:03 am | #

    Oh, he is FUCKED.

  24. Superior Gorilla
    August 5, 2025, 12:03 am | #

    Now THIS is the point of no return for Ronald!

  25. GemJC
    August 5, 2025, 12:02 am | #

    ..just gonna sit in the back and watch how this all plays out..

  26. TheJayster99
    August 5, 2025, 12:02 am | #

    Gonna be real honest here, I’m actually liking this because I think it helps send a message I don’t think gets acknowledged enough: just because someone is dumb or incompetent, that does NOT mean they can’t hurt you.

    Physically, too, in this case.

  27. Ghost
    August 5, 2025, 12:02 am | #

    Aaand the cameras cut the feed

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