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August 4, 1995

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by jbwarner86 on August 4, 2025 at 12:00 am
Chapter: 7/31/95 - 8/13/95: Movin' Out (Ronald's Song)
└ Tags: Aaron, Jocelyn, Joel, Rick, Ronald, Steve
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  1. Freezer
    August 4, 2025, 9:30 pm | #

    I guess calling this arc “The Fall of the House of Stafford” would’ve given the game away too soon?

  2. Kevin
    August 4, 2025, 9:25 pm | #

    Jocelyn: Sorry guys, if I knew this was the day Ronald would finally shoot me I would have invited you guys along.

  3. Jesternario
    August 4, 2025, 7:34 pm | #

    I hope this is on camera and it’s portrayed in a negative light.

  4. Freezer
    August 4, 2025, 7:25 pm | #

    So his Ronald just that good a shot or did he get ludicrously lucky (both in the marksmanship sense and the “didn’t actually hit one of the kids” sense).

    And I will also be disappointed if this doesn’t result in Rick beating the piss out of Ronald. Gun or no, he just shot at his son (and his own daughter).

  5. EBTempest
    August 4, 2025, 1:10 pm | #

    This is gonna be the one that bleeds into the Sunday strip, isn’t it?

  6. Exclaimist
    August 4, 2025, 12:29 pm | #

    Now I’m remeberng what Vicky said a few strips ago. Think she’ll act on it after this? Also uh Rick, he shot at your son and his friends, ya gonna stand for that?

  7. Rougefyre26
    August 4, 2025, 11:35 am | #

    Even if a bullet hadn’t hit them (Thankfully it didn’t!) The fall from that height could at the best case cripple someone for life!! Five bucks says Vicky will be gunning for Ronalds ass for this!!!

  8. IronRaphRa
    August 4, 2025, 10:22 am | #

    Holy shit!

  9. Kevotheamazo
    August 4, 2025, 9:21 am | #

    Ok I’m going to break the rules of reality and go into the comic and beat Ronald up with full blown toon force!

  10. Aidan Fitzpatrick
    August 4, 2025, 8:58 am | #

    @MegaJar: The thought about Rick shooting Joel, Steve and Jocelyn if Aaron wasn’t there, I mean.

  11. Aidan Fitzpatrick
    August 4, 2025, 8:56 am | #

    @MegaJar: That is a really terrifying thought.

  12. MegaJar
    August 4, 2025, 7:17 am | #

    While it’s good to see Rick has standards, it’s still a bit worrisome that he only refused to shoot because it’s HIS son up there, rather than because shooting live rounds at unarmed kids is a monstrously evil action in general. Would he still have refused if it had only been Joel, Steve, and Jocelyn up there?

  13. El-Man
    August 4, 2025, 3:59 am | #

    Ronald’s gonna be mighty surprised when the town’s two cops drag him off…

  14. Melgone
    August 4, 2025, 3:34 am | #

    If this doesn’t end with the crowd demanding Ronald’s head on a pike or his ass in jail, that whole town is doomed.

  15. AstroCitizen
    August 4, 2025, 2:38 am | #

    Ghost: “You’d shoot your own daughter? That’s fucked up.”

    Yes, but just about the least surprising thing to happen.

    JIMENOPOLIX: “If this doesn’t get him canceled, nothing will.
    (Then again, given our political situation in our modern time…)”

    This take place in the early to mid-Nineties, which is the last that Republican-leaning voters showed any real concern over who they were voting for. Yeah, looking back, maybe we should have given Bush Mark 1 another chance over a middle-aged Fonzie-type, but that still outruns a puppet-ruler who was convinced he was doing great followed by “Mr. Potter if he was more concerned for his public image”.

  16. GumbyIsInnocent
    August 4, 2025, 1:50 am | #

    Oh, hopefully this means that the title for this arc means what I think it means…

  17. Maetch
    August 4, 2025, 12:50 am | #

    This may finally bury him, but I’m not discounting the stupidity of his voters just yet.

  18. JIMENOPOLIX
    August 4, 2025, 12:45 am | #

    “I can’t look bad in front of my voters!”

    Proceeds to shoot minors in front of a crowd, not to mention in front of one of those kids’ dad.

    It’s good to know Rick has standards, and he better not just stay there and let Ron shoot at the kids, especially when his is up there.
    And Phyllis better hear about this and think really hard about what this “Christian” of a father is doing and if it’s moraly correct or not.

    If this doesn’t get him canceled, nothing will.
    (Then again, given our political situation in our modern time…)

  19. Superior Gorilla
    August 4, 2025, 12:41 am | #

    He is more than prepared to shoot at kids, including his own daughter.

    @Red Rain: Jessica, Allie and even Russell were all nuts as demonstrated in their respective time, but now Ronald did the unthinkable for sure!

  20. GemJC
    August 4, 2025, 12:30 am | #

    Phyllis, let this shine some light on just how out there Ronald really is…and good on you Rick, least you got common sense where it counts

  21. Chris Wolvie
    August 4, 2025, 12:14 am | #

    And, as soon as Phyllis finds out, she’s gonna go all “love thy neighbor” on Ron’s ass and divorce…nah,…ANNULMENT hearings will soon begin!

  22. wingweaver84
    August 4, 2025, 12:13 am | #

    @Hewhoimagines It’s Rick’s gun. Why wouldn’t it be loaded? Though it’s good to see who actually has the moral high ground here.

  23. Hewhoimagines
    August 4, 2025, 12:11 am | #

    So, is noone going to ask why the gun is even loaded in the first place?

  24. Anon
    August 4, 2025, 12:09 am | #

    Shit just got real.

    Fuck Ronald.

  25. Red Rain
    August 4, 2025, 12:08 am | #

    @FireballDragon, Ronald’s not going to. The man’s a fucking narcissistic psychopath.

  26. Red Rain
    August 4, 2025, 12:06 am | #

    Okay, that’s it. Ronald didn’t just cross the line, he fucking torpedoed over it full steam ahead. And thank god Rick showed he had standards. Somebody put Ronald in a damn straitjacket already. This man makes Deb of all people look sane in comparison, and that says a lot considering how hoiler than thou Deb is.

  27. ExxorD
    August 4, 2025, 12:05 am | #

    Ooooh no… he goin’ to jail…

  28. FireballDragon
    August 4, 2025, 12:04 am | #

    If he doesn’t show any remorse for this later on, I wish him a slow and painful death.

  29. Dtoons
    August 4, 2025, 12:03 am | #

    – Doesn’t want to look bad in front of voters.
    – Shoots at kids.

    Ron’s gonna go bye bye for sure.

  30. SP
    August 4, 2025, 12:03 am | #

    Attempted murder in front of an entire audience. Yeah, dude’s fucked

  31. TheJayster99
    August 4, 2025, 12:02 am | #

    Congratulations Rick, you’ve officially redeemed yourself… more or less 🤣

  32. Ghost
    August 4, 2025, 12:01 am | #

    You’d shoot your own daughter? That’s fucked up.

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