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April 7, 1994

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by jbwarner86 on April 7, 2024 at 12:00 am
Chapter: 4/4/94 - 4/10/94: 'Bumps in the Night
└ Tags: Goosebumps, Jenny, Michelle
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  1. Hyltkitty
    April 7, 2024, 7:58 pm | #

    wait, would a fifth grader at the time even gotten to the cold war in history class? how is she supposed to get the context of animal farm?

  2. Toonlegion
    April 7, 2024, 2:45 pm | #

    Oh wow, okay yeah Animal Farm is WAY outside her age class. Jenny’s lucky she doesn’t understand the plot or she’d be traumatized. Goosebumps at least eases kids into scarier stuff while still being fun. Seriously what the heck kinda teacher assigns those kinds of books to elementary schoolers?

  3. The Eye
    April 7, 2024, 11:07 am | #

    ANIMAL FARM?! what the hell is that teacher thinking?!
    Good Grief, anything by Rudyard Kipling would’ve been more appropriate than that… like “The White Seal” or “Riki-Tiki-Tavi”

  4. MegaJar
    April 7, 2024, 10:54 am | #

    Hey, stop dumping on Mr. Braddock’s teaching methods! After all, “If Comrade Napoleon Braddock said it, it MUST be right!”

  5. SleepyForecast
    April 7, 2024, 7:03 am | #

    Animal Farm? This ain’t the 1950s anymore, teach. Even though you want them to be…

  6. El-Man
    April 7, 2024, 2:05 am | #

    Oh, c’mon, teach. Like a kid Jenny’s age would understand what Orwell was saying in this book… 🙄

  7. JIMENOPOLIX
    April 7, 2024, 1:20 am | #

    Wow, I don’t recall Jenny swearing THIS much.

  8. KaptainJay
    April 7, 2024, 12:24 am | #

    Just be glad it isn’t ‘Lord of the Flies.’

  9. ExxorD
    April 7, 2024, 12:15 am | #

    Animal Farm is absolutely NOT for kids to read. Kids shouldn’t even know anything about political satire or commentary.

  10. Zach Kenny
    April 7, 2024, 12:05 am | #

    Psst! Jenny! Maybe Kendra has a VHS copy of the 1954 animated movie! You could just cheat like Eric. Better than waiting 5 years for the Hallmark TV movie.

  11. Superior Gorilla
    April 7, 2024, 12:04 am | #

    Okay, let’s see how will this end…

    Jenny let’s hope for you to have not learning that language from Vince or Kevin.

  12. TheJayster99
    April 7, 2024, 12:04 am | #

    Gotta love the logic behind childrens’ media.

    Like, you only really hear someone say that something is “for kids” when they don’t like it. When they DO like it, they’ll fight to the grave on why the work is “actually for adults” as if having a child demographic is inherently a bad thing.

  13. Red Rain
    April 7, 2024, 12:03 am | #

    Seriously? Animal Farm in Elementary School?! Hell, I didn’t read that book until I got to High School. Jenny can still get away with reading the book if she can find the animated movie.

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