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March 14, 1993

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by jbwarner86 on March 14, 2023 at 12:00 am
Chapter: 3/8/93 - 3/14/93: I Fall Down And Go Boom
└ Tags: Aaron, McDonald's, Mrs. Fitzsimmons, Vince
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  1. Anonymouse Wants Cheese
    March 14, 2023, 5:18 pm | #

    OMMIGOD I REMEMBER THIS COMMERCIAL!!! It was like buried in the depths of my mind and resurfaced just like that!

    LOL This is why I love this comic.

  2. TV Head
    March 14, 2023, 1:14 pm | #

    Gotta say, Aaron does have some skill. He did manage to bounce it off the bench and through the tree, which is no mean feat.

    Besides, if it’s like the Larry Bird vs Michael Jordan commercial then there was a whole space of Aaron not missing any shots before they started calling it.

  3. jbwarner86
    March 14, 2023, 8:31 am | #

    @Jim: I was waiting for someone to get the reference 😁

    https://youtu.be/1shK-j_u6LI

  4. Exxor
    March 14, 2023, 7:21 am | #

    Can critical failure rolls somehow become critical successes?

  5. MegaJar
    March 14, 2023, 7:09 am | #

    @JIMENOPOLIX: It’s just sour grapes. You really want something, but you can’t have it, so you pretend you didn’t want it in the first place in order to save face.

  6. Jim
    March 14, 2023, 5:10 am | #

    Is this a parody of an old commercial?

  7. M
    March 14, 2023, 4:10 am | #

    @JIMENOPOLIX It’s just a thing people might say to cope with missing out on something they want, like when Donald Trump would disparage women he had tried to charm because they rejected his advances. Usually, it’s not said in earnest, just in cope.

  8. El-Man
    March 14, 2023, 1:23 am | #

    Well, mostly not the nominated targets, but that was still pretty cool. 😁

  9. Superior Gorilla
    March 14, 2023, 1:17 am | #

    Aaron, you are the best at music playing, but you SUCK at sports!

  10. Toon-Resurrection92
    March 14, 2023, 1:16 am | #

    Aaron’s no Michael Jorden but he is a pro at old lady bashing!

  11. JIMENOPOLIX
    March 14, 2023, 12:24 am | #

    PFFFFFFFT! Panel 8. lol

    Also, does he really not like McDonald’s. Why was he playing for it, then? Did he just wanna eat something, even if it was something he didn’t like?

  12. MegaJar
    March 14, 2023, 12:11 am | #

    Well, the bad news is, you missed the basket. The good news is, you hit Mrs. Fitzsimmons hard enough to knock out her dentures. That makes you a winner in my book!

  13. Alex D.
    March 14, 2023, 12:09 am | #

    Wow, he didn’t call him “white boy”. That was a pleasant change!

  14. M
    March 14, 2023, 12:08 am | #

    Well, he certainly made a basket lol.

  15. Red Rain
    March 14, 2023, 12:07 am | #

    Well, at least he sunk it in the dumpster.

  16. Ghost
    March 14, 2023, 12:04 am | #

    Aaron – 1 Old Wrinkly Bitch – 0

  17. TheJayster49
    March 14, 2023, 12:03 am | #

    Aaron West, everybody. Great at music playing, not much at anything else.

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