December 19, 1992 Dec19 by jbwarner86 on December 19, 2022 at 12:00 am Chapter: 12/7/92 - 12/27/92: A Stafford Family Christmas └ Tags: Jocelyn, Phyllis, Ronald, Vicky
Just seemed like yesterday to me
Welp, time to borrow something from Lindsay’s book and grab a rock. That nice bay window is going bye-bye~!
Oh yeah, your daughter misses one day of church, but no one really bats an eye yet you think people will talk. But lock her out of the house? Oh yeah I’m sure they’ll stay quiet once that gets out.
“Okay, Joc. Now I’m going to teach you about how to do breaking and entering.”
Called it.
“Phyl, I’m going to go live with Aunt Vicky, can you throw my sh!t out the window?”
And the face of Christian love* shows itself…at least Ronald is incompetent.
@Toon-Resurrection92: Hush! That name is FORBIDDEN!
It’s now or never, Phyl. Time to start making some decisions about where you stand.
Yeah, that’ll teach them to have fun and be themselves!!! Oh god. I’m thinking I’m starting to turn into Mole by saying that! 😱
Ronald: Nope, you are abominations of Satan. Freeze to death.
CPS would like to know your location.
*slow clap* Father of the year..
Ronald, do you realize you are going to get many troubles because of what did you just do?
Uh, yeah, Officers Hardcastle and McCormick, you may wanna call Child Protective Services…
Wow, Ronald. Just wow. Just when you can’t sink any lower, you do so.
Isn’t this the exact situation the trellis is for?
The sooner you let them in, the less it’ll hurt when Vicky decks your halls, Ronald. Say, does Jessica still have that frying pan?
Eeeeeeyup, Ronald’s still a douchebag. Color me surprised.
Bless you Phyllis, for at least showing SOME concern for your daughter and sister.