Jake’s gonna blow up at her mother sooner or later. The longer he waits, the louder he’s gonna get when he pops. And the more vocal and self-incriminating Deb will become.
Y’know, Deb, I’m kinda sorta getting the feeling that this whole thing is less about trying to protect kids than it is about you trying to make yourself look good. I know, crazy, right?
Sometimes you just have to say the line if you want to get out alive. None of this is Jacob’s fault. Or Batman’s.
Remembering Katey’s brush with stardom, I wonder how events can be finagled to have Deb film a nice, slime-heavy, Nickelodeon bumper?
I get the feeling this kid ain’t gonna be popular around the playground after this.
Did any of you guys seriously think the kid wouldn’t freeze up at the vital moment?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BaOvM9jXKg
Of course it was the “I guess?” response…
Jake’s gonna blow up at her mother sooner or later. The longer he waits, the louder he’s gonna get when he pops. And the more vocal and self-incriminating Deb will become.
The tension is palpable…I hope it lasts…
Y’know, Deb, I’m kinda sorta getting the feeling that this whole thing is less about trying to protect kids than it is about you trying to make yourself look good. I know, crazy, right?
Well done, Deb, you’ve just damaged your kid more than any Batman toy could.
I knew it. But this will make her inevitable downfall all the more sweeter.
If you ever needed to see what makes stage moms bad, look no further. Deb may not be one, but I’m positive she’s got the mindset regardless.
Sometimes you just have to say the line if you want to get out alive. None of this is Jacob’s fault. Or Batman’s.
Remembering Katey’s brush with stardom, I wonder how events can be finagled to have Deb film a nice, slime-heavy, Nickelodeon bumper?
Jesus Christ that poor child! I’m glad I don’t have a mother like her!
Dammit, Jacob. Really?
It must be taking Jacob every fiber of his being to not pee himself.