November 1, 1996 Nov01 by jbwarner86 on November 1, 2026 at 12:00 am Chapter: 10/28/96 - 11/3/96: The Year of the Cat └ Tags: Kendra, Salem
Elmyra eat your heart out
I knew this kid had problems… but geez!
Hey, a sensible parent. Hard to find very many of those.
Jesus lord, no pets before therapists for that one.
No thanks, lady. You can keep your daughter.
Chocolate is poison for cats.
Elmyra from Tiny Toon Adventures would have been a better caretaker than this psycho brat.
So glad that issue is resolved. Salem would have likely wound up dead. Bratty little twerp. >.>
Open-heart surgery? Okay, this brat’s definitely short a few dozen soda cans.
That solved itself!