October 17, 1996 Oct17 by jbwarner86 on October 17, 2026 at 12:00 am Chapter: 10/14/96 - 10/20/96: Stupid Like a Fox └ Tags: Aaron, Rick
Vote now, Aaron. It’s the last sane election we got.
Man, I remember back when the kayfabe was less serious…
Tug a lil harder, Rick. Maybe the pain’ll help ya see a bit of sense.
But is the hat from China, Rick?
Wait until 2000. Oh yeah, that’ll age well.
Just vote for the lesser of the two evils.
Everyone has negatives. Just pick the least harmful.
Seems like Rick thinks of himself as a lifelong republican, but has NO idea what does it mean on current time.
At least he didn’t pull a Grandpa Simpson and ripped them off.