My first time drunk was downing a martini when I had a head cold, as Dad felt the alcohol would help clear me up. A half-hour later, I was asleep on the hard basement floor.
I get the feeling next week will be Joel nursing his hangover and asking “What the fuck did I do last night?” only to find himself wishing he hadn’t learned the answer.
Well, good on Michelle looking out for Joel.
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I get the feeling he may actually get hurt.
And either he will regret having this experienced he complained about not getting, or he’ll view it in a positive light, having experienced what it was like to be troublesome for once and vow to never do it again…
Let me guess, he gonna note this as a positive because he at least experieneced it, right?
Too bad he ain’t gonna live to see his first day in College!
My first time drunk was downing a martini when I had a head cold, as Dad felt the alcohol would help clear me up. A half-hour later, I was asleep on the hard basement floor.
“I don’t understand. That was non-alcoholic beer.”
Joel, I promise you, one day you will look back on this, and laugh.
Even if you don’t remember what you did.
I get the feeling next week will be Joel nursing his hangover and asking “What the fuck did I do last night?” only to find himself wishing he hadn’t learned the answer.
To quote Back to the Future Part III:
‘Now there’s a fella that can’t hold his liquor.’
Jane: Couldn’t you have just cut him off?!
Bartender: He only had half a beer…
@JIMENOPOLIX: Or both.
Well, good on Michelle looking out for Joel.
—
I get the feeling he may actually get hurt.
And either he will regret having this experienced he complained about not getting, or he’ll view it in a positive light, having experienced what it was like to be troublesome for once and vow to never do it again…
Damn, Joel has quite the low alcohol tolerance.
Oh damn. Joel is a super lightweight.