Instead of an all-guy boxing match, what if Eric and Andrew resorted to the following two options?
Option 1: A dance-off set to an upbeat 1940s samba. It would play out similarly to one in Donald Duck’s acid trip from the three caballeros, right down to Eric and Andrew transforming into silhouetted roosters. In addition, Jenny would dress as Yaya (Aurora Miranda’s character from the film).
Option 2: A sumo match. It would be suggested by either Eric, Andrew, or, more likely, Toshiba from September 20, 1995. If Toshiba were to suggest a sumo match, I could see him having Mawashi shipped over all the way from Japan for Eric and Andrew to wear as well as a gyoji outfit for himself. A makeshift ring/dohyo would also be set up for the match.
Did this kind of stuff really happen for anyone else in the the *fifth grade*? Ages 10-11 on average? Sure, we had a couple of outliers who seemed to speedrun puberty, but mostly this seems more like around eighth or at least seventh-grade shenanigans.
Dude, Andrew, Jenny’s been with Eric since they were very young. She already chose him for a boyfriend.
Even if you beat up Eric, she likely won’t choose you. Hex, she DID say she would beat you up herself…
Instead of an all-guy boxing match, what if Eric and Andrew resorted to the following two options?
Option 1: A dance-off set to an upbeat 1940s samba. It would play out similarly to one in Donald Duck’s acid trip from the three caballeros, right down to Eric and Andrew transforming into silhouetted roosters. In addition, Jenny would dress as Yaya (Aurora Miranda’s character from the film).
Reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd9zAwf4Ins
Option 2: A sumo match. It would be suggested by either Eric, Andrew, or, more likely, Toshiba from September 20, 1995. If Toshiba were to suggest a sumo match, I could see him having Mawashi shipped over all the way from Japan for Eric and Andrew to wear as well as a gyoji outfit for himself. A makeshift ring/dohyo would also be set up for the match.
Toshiba reference: https://1990somethingcomic.com/comic/september-20-1995/
Of course, these are just some crazy ideas.
Of course this happens when he finds the stuff that jumpstarts anyone’s sex drive. The sexy body of a man or woman.
I know a lot of people are comparing Andrew to Nathan, but I feel he’s closer to someone like Jeff or Cameron.
You were doing fine and you lost me, Jesse.
Perhaps you should have taken another day or two before picking fights, Eric…
Did this kind of stuff really happen for anyone else in the the *fifth grade*? Ages 10-11 on average? Sure, we had a couple of outliers who seemed to speedrun puberty, but mostly this seems more like around eighth or at least seventh-grade shenanigans.
@Ghost and @Red Rain: I cannot help but think Nathan is his older brother.
Dude, Andrew, Jenny’s been with Eric since they were very young. She already chose him for a boyfriend.
Even if you beat up Eric, she likely won’t choose you. Hex, she DID say she would beat you up herself…
The aging up is really throwing me off, I keep forgetting they’re still supposed to be in elementary school.
They’re in rut.
Oh boy. Here we go. Honestly, why do I get the feeling that Andrew is Nathan 2.0.
Oh god! The Elementary school has its own Nathan!