April 3, 1996 Apr03 by jbwarner86 on April 3, 2026 at 12:00 am Chapter: 4/1/96 - 4/7/96: 3rd Schmuck From the Sun └ Tags: Derek, Steve, Wesley
Why do I think Wesley is bullshitting Derek?
Wesley, having Derek as your wingman will do nothing to help you get laid. Matter of fact, it’s probably a negative.
Did Wesley catch on to what’s going on and decide to play along?
Delightfully devilish of him. 😆
Either Wes is very stupid to notice what Derek is trying to tell him or he is playing along so he can troll him.
Never change, Wesley!
This guy looks like he perpetually drools on everything, so I wouldn’t touch his hand without so much as a medical glove.