Praying extra hard doesn’t mean he owes you squat, Ronald. I’m looking forward to whatever crazy is about to happen, and hoping so hard that you get put in your place for once.
God: “Sorry, fresh out of solids. Liquids and gases are also running low. …Oh! But I do have some spare plasma lying around! Here, catch!”
*a bolt of lightning incinerates Ronald*
It’s easier today with everyone having a mini-camcorder in their smartphone, but you’ think one of them would think to bring a cassette recorder with them for whenever Ronald shows up. Just two minutes of his pious yammering about the voters being unquestioning peasants in the hands of the media would end him tout de suite.
And before anyone @s at me, remember that this takes place in the mid-Nineties, long before any sort of admissions about “grabbing them by the 🐱” would do nothing.
Just reread this and…did Ronald just admit to shoplifting batteries from Circuit City?
How is it the kids are the more mature ones here?
Let’s hope Ronald finally gets what’s coming to him?
Praying extra hard doesn’t mean he owes you squat, Ronald. I’m looking forward to whatever crazy is about to happen, and hoping so hard that you get put in your place for once.
God: I tried several times already, and he still keeps coming back. At this rate, I’m gonna have to go Book of Job on his ass.
God: “Sorry, fresh out of solids. Liquids and gases are also running low. …Oh! But I do have some spare plasma lying around! Here, catch!”
*a bolt of lightning incinerates Ronald*
I can see God conjuring up a lightning bolt and writing ‘For Ronald’ on it…
It’s easier today with everyone having a mini-camcorder in their smartphone, but you’ think one of them would think to bring a cassette recorder with them for whenever Ronald shows up. Just two minutes of his pious yammering about the voters being unquestioning peasants in the hands of the media would end him tout de suite.
And before anyone @s at me, remember that this takes place in the mid-Nineties, long before any sort of admissions about “grabbing them by the 🐱” would do nothing.
The end is near, Ronald. But not for them.
Love Steve’s expression in the 3rd panel. Half smirk, half sneer.
Oh, God’s gonna give you a solid, Ronnie-boy… A solid king-sized boot in your four-eyed backside, that is!
Yeah, keep deluding yourself Ronald.
@Jayster What you don’t see is Joel and Aaron doing just that off panel.
If I hadn’t paid close attention, I would’ve thought Ronald was flipping them off in the last panel XD