April 13, 1995 Apr13 by jbwarner86 on April 13, 2025 at 12:00 am Chapter: 4/10/95 - 4/16/95: How Bean Was My Valley └ Tags: Aaron, Kendra, Starbucks
Oh god. Kendra is going to learn why there is such thing as too much of a good thing. She is basically acting like Speedy Gonzales right now.
Just wait until she crashes mid-coitus.
If this storyline ends without an “I’M SO EXCITED” reference, I will be disappoint.
Is she gonna be okay?
The only coffee I’ve had was Vanilla Bean frappuccino.
Is it the same as what she’s had? Or is my Vanilla Bean not enough to make me hyper? Because I’ve had it plenty of times and never experienced the same hyperactivity she’s experienced.
I feel she’s gotta be giving Jenna von Oy a run for her money at the rate she’s speed-talkin’
You don’t need a giant lady to have death by Snu-snu
Aaron! What are you doing? Just put her to sleep or whatever before she gets worse!
You know, contrary to popular belief, sugar actually DOESN’T make you hyper.
And this is a reason why I don’t drink coffee.