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January 17, 1995

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by jbwarner86 on January 17, 2025 at 12:00 am
Chapter: 1/9/95 - 1/22/95: Murder, She Vote
└ Tags: Newt Gingrich, Phyllis, Ronald
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  1. Maetch
    January 19, 2025, 3:30 pm | #

    “Come for the slop, stay for the swill.” ~Golden Corral’s new slogan

  2. Jesternario
    January 17, 2025, 2:36 pm | #

    @Azure-Mage88 She does. But she’s also a surprisingly good Christian and believes in the good in everyone. Also she holds on to the vows of cherish, honor, and obey.

    Did anyone notice that he was describing more himself than anyone else?

  3. Pichu-82
    January 17, 2025, 12:45 pm | #

    I’m sensing a great deal of enthusiastic sarcasm from Phyllis…

  4. Toonlegion
    January 17, 2025, 9:42 am | #

    The more things change, eh?

  5. El-Man
    January 17, 2025, 12:48 am | #

    I swear, Ronald’s writing his own porn.

  6. Christopher Max Wall
    January 17, 2025, 12:08 am | #

    @Superior Gorilla: She is trying to put a positive spin on things that should not be given that kind of spin because that’s all she’s ever known.

  7. Azure-Mage88
    January 17, 2025, 12:06 am | #

    Oh, if only Phyllis knew how much of a scuzzbucket Ronald is…

    Hang on a second, that’s foul. I apologize… to the scuzzbuckets!

  8. ExxorD
    January 17, 2025, 12:05 am | #

    I can now imagine him being very slightly heavier-set, with circular glasses, a receding headline, pressing the button for all bad names… as well as being the leader of a certain hateful group that hates everyone who isn’t of the hivemind. From the 1930’s.

  9. Red Rain
    January 17, 2025, 12:04 am | #

    More like too blunt, Ronald.

  10. Superior Gorilla
    January 17, 2025, 12:02 am | #

    Damn you, Phyl! Do you not realize what he is doing is NOT fun?!

  11. Anon
    January 17, 2025, 12:02 am | #

    Phyllis giving off major Eva Braun vibes right now.

  12. TheJayster99
    January 17, 2025, 12:01 am | #

    Don’t hold your breath, Phyllis.

    … Or do, whatever helps you sleep at night.

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