HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE!
She shoots hummingbirds with a hose?! Okay, I get she may want to hose down kids who annoy her, but what did the tiny, nectar-drinking birds ever do to her?! That’s the figurative straw that broke the camel’s back for me!
…also, is that a dog tag? Did her father shoot a soldier?!
Because that is fucking murder.
Ok, what value does Mrs. Fitzsimmons even have? Because the comic would be better without her.
If we, the readers, were meant to hate this old bag and feel ZERO sympathies for her, then I feel nothing but that towards this fictional character by Jove.
You know I feel like Joel and Steve should be grateful. Most old folks who believe in aliens either have their house booby trapped or wield a shotgun as if it were glued to their hands.
A lady this vile has no business having a dog that cute! Run, Mr. Tinkles!!!
Adorable dog
So, it’s a label off a bottle of Uncle Cho’s Soy Sauce?
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE!
She shoots hummingbirds with a hose?! Okay, I get she may want to hose down kids who annoy her, but what did the tiny, nectar-drinking birds ever do to her?! That’s the figurative straw that broke the camel’s back for me!
…also, is that a dog tag? Did her father shoot a soldier?!
Because that is fucking murder.
Ok, what value does Mrs. Fitzsimmons even have? Because the comic would be better without her.
If we, the readers, were meant to hate this old bag and feel ZERO sympathies for her, then I feel nothing but that towards this fictional character by Jove.
This is intriguing.
I bet she made that story in order to bore them.
You know I feel like Joel and Steve should be grateful. Most old folks who believe in aliens either have their house booby trapped or wield a shotgun as if it were glued to their hands.