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September 6, 1994

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by jbwarner86 on September 6, 2024 at 12:00 am
Chapter: 9/5/94 - 9/11/94: The Million Dollar Dork
└ Tags: Claire, Joel, Melissa, Vanessa
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  1. Pat
    September 6, 2024, 4:41 pm | #

    Hmm, Aaron has some serious cash coming from Russell’s shenanigans

  2. Toonlegion
    September 6, 2024, 4:13 pm | #

    @jbwarner86: Pfft well guess he was good for something after all.

  3. jbwarner86
    September 6, 2024, 2:24 pm | #

    @JIMENOPOLIX: Oh, you sweet summer child 😆

    @Jesternario: Don’t forget, they had Russell trying to butter them up the whole time, without ever bothering to ask what they actually liked or wanted. Getting them more money in the hopes that they’d think he was cool is exactly the sort of bonehead move he’d pull.

  4. Dollars to Donuts
    September 6, 2024, 12:05 pm | #

    @Jimenopolix

    “Something else” would be accurate

  5. IronRaphRa
    September 6, 2024, 11:52 am | #

    Joel needs to watch what he says around these girls.

  6. Jesternario
    September 6, 2024, 3:24 am | #

    Wow, Westworld must have some great negotiating skills. From what I hear, most band contracts only give them about 20-30% of all album sales and appearances, with live acts getting a bit more as an incentive to keep touring.

  7. El-Man
    September 6, 2024, 12:53 am | #

    So they all did get a substantial wad of dosh. Good. Invest wisely, Joel.
    Michelle had better be prepared to defend her man. 😁

  8. JIMENOPOLIX
    September 6, 2024, 12:27 am | #

    “…not to bring extra panties”?

    Does money make her pee? Or… something else?

  9. TheEye
    September 6, 2024, 12:07 am | #

    well, shit… I guess now Joel has to worry about having his high school life ruined not by bullies or an incompetent principal, but by gold-digging harpies.
    …
    I feel like I could have used the word “vultures”, but that would be an insult to the actual birds.

  10. Superior Gorilla
    September 6, 2024, 12:07 am | #

    Have not seen those two since that Sunday strip from last year in which Jocelyn ‘tried’ to pinch their vaginas in order to scare them, but only Claire got scared.

    And looks like Miranda did help him and the rest in order to catch up with the rest of their now former-former classmates.

  11. Zach Kenny
    September 6, 2024, 12:06 am | #

    Well, at least he’s still got enough to get a replacement guitar.

  12. Red Rain
    September 6, 2024, 12:04 am | #

    Dang, he made almost a half million dollars, and yet so casual about it. Also, gaming is an expensive hobby, so Joel is making the most of the cash he has.

  13. Alex D.
    September 6, 2024, 12:03 am | #

    Well, that was foolish of him to do.
    Really happy for him about the royalties. That’s every time it plays anywhere in the world, for years to come!

  14. Anon
    September 6, 2024, 12:02 am | #

    Don’t fall for the gold diggers, Joel.

    I worry for Michelle. Not that I seriously believe that Joel is going to dump her, but she’ll probably have to put up with so much shit from these jealous fangirls.

  15. TheJayster99
    September 6, 2024, 12:02 am | #

    She take my money when I’m in need
    Yeah, she’s a triflin’ friend indeed
    Oh, she’s a gold digger
    Way over town that digs on me

    (For real though, those must’ve been damn good pop-tarts for him to spend money like that)

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